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Nov. 7th, 2009 @ 04:01 pm Callum Boo!
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I guess it's true that the order of episodes for this year's Sarah Jane Adventures was juggled around - if "The Wedding of SJS" hadn't been dropped before it, this ghost story would have been broadcast in Halloween week. Spoilers for 'The Eternity Trap' )
Nov. 6th, 2009 @ 01:23 pm Hilarity of Consequences may differ
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It's been a few weeks since I had anything to preview on lowculture; next week I've got quite a few articles planned but for now just one new one, about tonight's launch of Comedy Showcase on C4 - partly because tonight's pilot stars Fit Dad from The Sarah Jane Adventures and partly 'cause a later one features a certain R. Tovey: Big Dad on Campus.
Nov. 5th, 2009 @ 11:10 pm Theatre review: Annie Get Your Gun
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The Young Vic's production of Annie Get Your Gun has had mixed reviews. Personally I wouldn't have gone to see it were it not for the leads - Jane Horrocks isn't to everyone's taste but I like her; and after getting his understudy in Marguerite I wanted another chance to catch Julian Ovenden on stage. These two, and in fact all the cast, save the evening as they seem to be having fun and it's infectious; to start with the tweeness of the dialogue and songs grated on me, but the performances gradually made me warm to the show. While Richard Jones' updating of the action to the 1940s doesn't make any sense (and a video segment where Annie gets given a medal by Hitler falls flat on its arse) for the most part the gimmick doesn't interfere too much. I've seen some criticism of Ultz's set, which is very wide but shallow, and it does occasionally look a bit crowded, which is weird in a space like the Young Vic which can have such a deep stage when it wants to. It also means there's almost no choreography, which is odd in a show like this. But Horrocks is her usual kooky self and Ovenden is a hot leading man in very tight jeans (he dresses to the right.) But if you want to see his only topless scene don't sit too near the stage - you need to be about 3-4 rows back. Er, and there we have it.

Annie Get Your Gun by Irving Berlin, Herbert & Dorothy Fields is booking until the 2nd of January at the Young Vic.
Nov. 5th, 2009 @ 01:02 pm Blair of the dog
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I think this cold is gradually easing off, but for the last two days it's kept me completely shattered - I've barely been able to get out of bed. I'm hoping I'll be rested enough to go to the theatre tonight and back to the gym tomorrow, but in the meantime another dream: I dreamed that the company [info]vanessaw and I used to work for had gone bust. Obviously this would be cause for celebration, less obvious is why I would choose to celebrate by walking around the streets in the morning drinking a bottle of Budweiser (especially since in real life of course I haven't drunk alcohol in over two years.)

Continuing to do things that, even in a dream, made no sense, I walked into some little local pub, still with the half-full bottle in my hand. Having no idea why I was in there in the first place I figured all I could do was order another drink, but the barman laughed at me, said it was 9am and he couldn't serve alcohol yet
(so where did I get the first bottle from?) I ordered a Diet Coke, which was ridiculously overpriced. The barman said that one pound of that excessive price was for the plastic lid on the cup. Looking around the place, which was pretty full considering there was no alcohol being served, I saw everyone's drink had a plastic lid. I went and stood to one side to quickly get through my drink, and heard a couple of people complaining about the price of the lids as well.

Then Tony Blair walked past and through a door next to the bar. Apparently I wasn't the only person to be surprised to see him there, two old ladies sitting near me commented on it, but they quickly decided it was typical of Blair, he was probably waiting to find out if he'd got the job as President of Europe, and had taken a job washing glasses in the meantime.
Nov. 4th, 2009 @ 02:31 pm Twitter ye not 33: Dirty Anakin!
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Er, livejournal, you can probably take the Halloween pumpkin down from the banner now. Mind you, it's better than them putting the Christmas stuff up already, I guess. Anyway, back to the last week's tweets:

A Hayden Christiansen-alike at the gym? I approve.
12:05 PM Oct 28th from txt

Must... not... doze... off...
3:14 PM Oct 28th from web

Did not doze off. Watched Iron Man instead. It was OK.
6:24 PM Oct 28th from web

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Nov. 1st, 2009 @ 05:13 pm Troll tax
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Since the series started I've been grumbling that Merlin needed to do a two-part story. They finally do and am I happy? Spoilers for 'Beauty and the Beast' parts 1 & 2 )
Nov. 1st, 2009 @ 02:49 pm California dreamer
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Does San Francisco have a subway system? I don't think it does, but turns out it has one in my dreams. I know there's the cable cars, maybe my subconscious got the two mixed up. I haven't been sleeping well for ages but last night I slept almost uninterrupted from 12am to 12pm (which is almost definitely too much sleep, I'll probably be back to the insomnia tonight as a result.) When I woke up I remembered in detail two separate, rather intricate dreams, and figured I should definitely blog them. Of course by the time I'd got up to put the kettle on almost everything was gone again, except for the very end of the second dream.

The second dream involved me being in San Francisco, and I think I'd been doing various surreal things around the city during the course of it, but it ended with me going on the SF subway. Which started overground so I guess I'm definitely confusing it with the cable cars. We (I think there was someone with me) were right at the front of the train, which like the DLR didn't seem to have a driver. The train was going along the Golden Gate Bridge, then it started to dip so it could go into the tunnel. But in fact the tunnel entrance was under the water, so the last image I got before waking up was of us following the tracks down into the water, just about to splash in.

As I was waking up my brain was trying to work out if there was a way to engineer a train tunnel entrance like that without it flooding, maybe one just above the water level that gave the illusion of being below it. Then I woke all the way up and remembered it was a dream and didn't have to make any bloody sense.
Oct. 31st, 2009 @ 10:26 pm \m/
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Americans and other aliens may be wondering what Jedward, the Irish twins whose astonishing lack of talent is a talent in itself, have been up to. Well, they're still in The X Factor and they're still the undoubted highlight of a horribly bland lineup. Of course once we saw them doing "Oops I Did It Again" we knew they could never, ever top that for sheer lunacy, but they've certainly been giving it a go. This week was a Halloween/Rock themed show, not that you could tell from the acts that went before them (just when you thought classifying Katy Perry as "rock" was taking the piss, next up, a Keane cover!) But not to worry, Jedward are here to do "We Will Rock You." Not the original version of course, perish the thought. No, the cover done by boyband 5ive, complete with attempts at rap. You'd think Irish teenagers doing an imitation of an English boyband trying to rap would be the highlight, but wait until they start singing entirely different lyrics to each other, at different times, to different tunes.


It gets scarier )
Oct. 31st, 2009 @ 05:18 pm The Mrs Dalton Adventures
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Crossover-tastic: After K-9, the Brig and various baddies, it's finally The Doctor's turn to visit The Sarah Jane Adventures.

Spoilers for 'The Wedding of Sarah Jane Smith' )
Oct. 29th, 2009 @ 11:13 pm Theatre review: Speaking in Tongues
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I wasn't really sure if I'd like Speaking in Tongues; the publicity, reviews and even the programme notes may rave about it but at the same time make the play sound very convoluted and pretentious. Having now seen it I wouldn't say that's the case, but it's hard to describe without it coming across that way. Four actors (John Simm, Ian Hart, Lucy Cohu and Kerry Fox) play nine characters between them, and in the first act we have two couples, both cheating with each other's partners. Andrew Bovell's play and Toby Frow's production start with a bang, as a single hotel room serves as the location for both liaisons, the four actors all on stage at once, playing both scenes simultaneously and often overlapping dialogue. It starts things off with lots of energy and impressive performances; then we move on to see the consequences of these infidelities.

One of the first act's characters, Leon (Simm) is a policeman, and in the second half he investigates a woman's disappearance - Simm also plays the prime suspect. The various characters' lives interweave through a series of coincidences, and all the storylines deal in some way, as the title suggests, with problems in communication, principally but not exclusively between men and women. It's a show I went to see for the cast and they don't disappoint, while director Toby Frow keeps the action taut, and Ben Stones' set is a moody but versatile combination of black brick, white blinds and low-key video projections. The show's main problem is that it began life as two separate one-act plays, written a couple of years apart then re-written as a single play by Bovell; thematically it works, in terms of story it's also largely successful, but the end of the first act when the theme of the missing woman is introduced feels like a very abrupt gear shift which takes you out of the action quite a bit.

Speaking in Tongues by Andrew Bovell is booking until the 12th of December at the Duke of York's Theatre.
Oct. 28th, 2009 @ 02:38 pm Twitter ye not 32: It's tenterhooks, Dermot
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Blimey, I have been blogging less than usual this week, there's only been three posts since my last Twitter recap. And now here's another one.

I've lost another couple of lbs, that makes it a stone in just over 6 weeks.
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I really didn't want to have an afternoon nap but dozed off until 6:30 anyway. Now it feels a lot earlier than it actually is...
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...it doesn't bode well for me getting any sleep tonight.
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Oct. 27th, 2009 @ 11:24 am Theatre review: John Lithgow: Stories by Heart
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I was a bit disappointed a few years ago when the RSC production of Twelfth Night with John Lithgow as Malvolio didn't transfer to London, so I made sure to book for the second and final performance of Stories by Heart which, despite him having studied at LAMDA, is Lithgow's London stage debut. A one-man show he originated in New York and which by the sounds of it he's been reworking for a few years, it's as much about why he loves storytelling itself as it is about the two short stories. He starts with why the first tale, PG Wodehouse's "Uncle Fred Flits By," has great personal importance to him, before telling the story itself while acting out all the parts. It is indeed a very funny little farce and he had the audience in fits of laughter. After the interval it's a darker tale, Ring Lardner's "Haircut," in which a barber tells his customer all about his late friend, without seeming to quite realise what an unpleasant character the dead man really was. Lithgow mimes the entire shave and haircut while telling the story - sitting right in front of me were Charles Dance and Penelope Wilton who after the show chatted enthusiastically about his mime skills so I guess the professional opinion agrees that he was very good. Although I didn't enjoy the second tale as much as the first the whole evening is very entertaining and Lithgow makes for a very warm, amiable host, and it's particularly impressive that what feels like it ought to be a small, intimate show doesn't end up lost in a space the size of the Lyttelton.

Stories by Heart by John Lithgow, PG Wodehouse and Ring Lardner ended last night at the National Theatre's Lyttelton.
Oct. 25th, 2009 @ 05:58 pm It was the man from the creepy fairground after all!
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See, the problem with two episodes of The Sarah Jane Adventures per week is that two weeks in the series is already a third of the way gone. But "The Mad Woman in the Attic" guest-starred KateFleetwoodWhoIWasInAPlayWithOnceInCaseIHadn'tMentionedIt so I got to lord it over [info]dave_rc at the Coffee Posse yesterday - fame by association. Spoilers for 'The Mad Woman in the Attic' )
Oct. 22nd, 2009 @ 11:33 pm Theatre review: Comedians
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Maybe I'm just not a Trevor Griffiths fan, because I wasn't crazy about A New World and his most famous play, Comedians, didn't do it for me either: In the 1970s, six wannabe comedians are taking a night class in comedy by a former minor celebrity of the circuit (Matthew Kelly.) It's the last night of the course, and they're going to a local club to perform their material in front of a talent scout (Keith Allen.) The two men have very different opinions about comedy and as the acts try to work out who they want to please we get an insight into the nastiness that can underlie some comedy. It's a rather brutal play and Sean Holmes' production is perfectly acted (the cast has a lot of familiar faces like Mark Benton, Reece Shearsmith and Kulvinder Ghir, while the central role of Gethin is played by David Dawson as variously camp, witty and even rather disturbing) but as it's no longer the seventies and you can't see racist comedy on prime time TV, the harshness of the play doesn't carry the political punch it once did, and for me at least all that was left was a rather uncomfortable evening.

Comedians by Trevor Griffiths is booking until the 14th of November at the Lyric Hammersmith.
Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 02:46 pm Twitter ye not 31: She heard it was good craic
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It was a fun week on Twitter, what with the Jan Moir kerfuffle on Friday. And now that I'm actually watching X-Factor all the tweets about it on Saturday and Sunday nights make a bit more sense...

Cool, did a lot better at the gym this morning than I expected to after yesterday's hurty arms.
1:16 PM Oct 14th from web

Mark this momentous day in your diaries ladies'n'gennlemen: Today I wrote the Obligatory Gratuitous Nude Scene.
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@merseytart Tru dat. It serves the important dramatic purpose of "actually getting people to come and see the show."
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Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 11:01 pm Theatre review: Orphans
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Well no, Jonas Armstrong wasn't in this play, but I'm using this avatar because Orphans stars the other J. Armstrong from Robin Hood - Allan-a-Dale himself, Joe Armstrong. Not that he's second prize by any means - in the unlikely event I was given the opportunity I'd find it hard to choose between them, and if Joe had done a nudie scene in a film I'd probably have an avatar of that as well. I mean, there's still time for him to get his bits out in a film if he wants... no? Oh well. Anyway, I managed a front-row seat so I can say that although he wasn't having a good skin day, I still would.


OK, hormones out of the way this is actually a very dark play, although with moments of very strong comedy, which I always find helps me engage even more when tragic events unfold. Dennis Kelly's play starts with an arresting image - after easy listening music has been playing while the audience takes their seats, Helen (Claire-Louise Cordwell) and Danny (Jonathan McGuinness) are in their dining room having a romantic dinner, staring in horror at the door where Helen's brother Liam (Armstrong) has just appeared, covered in blood. The Orphans of the title are Helen and Liam who lost their parents when they were very young, were moved around various foster homes and this has defined their relationship, including the way they respond to what happens tonight. The blood is not Liam's own, it belongs to a kid from a local gang who was stabbed in the street, and whom he tried to help. Helen says they mustn't alert the police because Liam has a record and might get the blame. But as the night goes on we discover he's not as innocent as he made out, and it starts to look increasingly like he committed a racially-motivated attack.

What really sucks you into the play is how it's structured around the constantly changing story of what Liam did, as we discover more and more abhorrent details and find out just how much Helen can forgive her brother for. In the process, her relationship with her husband is put under pressure. Roxanna Silbert's production feels a lot shorter than its 1 hour and 45 minutes, Armstrong is happily more than a pretty face and gives a convincing performance in a role where the audience's attitude towards him has to change so many times, and Cordwell and McGuinness are also excellent (although the latter's open-mouthed reaction to many of the revelations was at times unintentionally funny.) I also loved designer Garance Marneur's oppressive-looking set, gaps between the cosy walls of the dining room showing prison bars looming behind them. As well as a strong opening Kelly also delivers one last punch to the gut in the closing moments which made a lot of people near me audibly gasp.

Orphans by Dennis Kelly is booking until the 24th of October at Soho Theatre (but is sold out.)
Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 02:39 pm Book review: Earthbound
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When I was reading The Turn of the Screw a couple of weeks ago I got the idea that it might be fun to write a ghost story play. I have lots of other ideas I want to work on first but it sounded interesting enough that I thought I'd read a couple of classic ghost stories to get some ideas. I bought some MR James the other day but in the meantime I already had a copy of Richard Matheson's Earthbound, in which a couple in their forties go to a seaside cottage in the off-season to help their ailing marriage. It doesn't quite work out that way as David is seduced by the ghost of Marianna, a woman condemned as a slut in life and not much changed in the afterlife. I can see why it's one of the more obscure Matheson books - it's OK and the spooky atmosphere works well at times, but it never quite gripped me. It probably doesn't help that the story is all about sex, and sex scenes in books almost invariably make me cringe.
Oct. 19th, 2009 @ 10:47 pm Theatre review: Endgame
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This production of Endgame disappointed me weeks before I even went to see it - as I'd only booked because it was meant to be Richard Briers' final stage appearance, but he then pulled out of the production. I might not otherwise have booked (as I've mentioned before, I sometimes find Beckett's plays more interesting to read than to watch.) Still, I had my ticket so went along to Complicite's production, which in fairness is pretty good. Mark Rylance replaces Briers as Hamm, blind, disabled and reliant on his servant Clov (Simon McBurney, who also directs) who is almost blind and disabled himself. Hamm's parents (Miriam Margolyes and Tom Hickey) live in dustbins and are occasionally allowed to pop their heads out and be given a biscuit. I have to say the play includes some wonderfully lyrical lines which come across very well from the cast, and I particularly liked how Paul Anderson's lighting design stayed murky and shadowy throughout. The production gives a particularly strong sense of this being a post-apocalyptic world, and the black comedy is very well delivered, both in words and actions.

Endgame by Samuel Beckett is booking until the 5th of December at the Duchess Theatre.
Oct. 18th, 2009 @ 06:41 pm Theatre review: Talent
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Victoria Wood directs her 1978 play Talent at the Menier, about the backstage buildup to a talent show at Bunter's, a grotty Manchester club. The production's had some pretty scathing reviews, but for the most part I enjoyed it. Yes, the references may have dated but the whole thing now comes across as a period piece and a lot of the gags still work. Unfortunately there are a lot of awkward silences as the two leading roles were of course written for Wood herself and Julie Walters, and while Suzie Toase in the Wood role of Maureen has a very good handle on timing the lines, Leanne Rowe as Julie (the Walters part) has a lot of her gags fall completely flat. Happily things are lifted every time the supporting cast (which in itself is quite kitsch, as it includes Hi-De-Hi's Jeffrey Holland and Blue Peter's Mark Curry) come on and the comedy gets a bit broader. The show's frequently stolen though by Mark Hadfield as the hangdog magician's assistant Arthur, also doubling, in drag, as Mary, a character with a speech direct to the audience that reminded me a lot of Wood's "Connie can we check that?" classic. The show does betray the fact that Wood was inexperienced when she wrote it (the attempts at seriousness are jarring, and a lot feels unresolved by the end.) While the gags that work really work, it's very hit-and-miss (I'd say as much as 50/50) which at times makes it uncomfortable to watch. However I went along with my mum, my sister and [info]vanessaw, all of whom said they really enjoyed it. I thought maybe they were being polite but when I even suggested it was hit-and-miss Mum and Penny told me to stop being over-analytical so I guess they meant it. So that's three votes in the production's favour, against my one for "not convinced."

Talent by Victoria Wood is booking until the 14th of November at the Menier Chocolate Factory.
Oct. 18th, 2009 @ 10:18 am "But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean at the end?"
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How glad am I that this year I dropped my usual boycott of TV talent shows in order to watch The X Factor? (Americans and other aliens: It's like the UK version of Idol, except there's four categories - boys/girls/over 25s/groups - and each of the judges mentors one group. It's the show that Leona Lewis won a few years ago.) Very glad, and not because of the talent of the contestants, most of them are awful. Even I can tell that they're out of tune more often than not.

No, it's because in a talent show where most of the acts are bad, the worst act are the most entertaining. In the groups category, there's Irish twins John & Edward ("He's John, he's Edward, together they are... John & Edward!") who in their audition were obnoxiously cocky and completely lacking in any singing ability. Yet they got through to the live shows because Louis Walsh is the groups' mentor and (a) he'll let anyone through as long as they're Irish and (b) just because it annoys Simon Cowell. This turns out to have been a genius move because in a show full of mediocrity, the astonishing awfulness of the twins is a genuine highlight. I was looking forward to them murdering "Oops I Did It Again" last night but I hadn't anticipated how close I'd be to wetting myself with laughter. Even watching it again I laugh every time. Gasp! At the costumes. Marvel! At how they even get the opening "yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah"s out of tune. Wonder! At dance moves so uncoordinated you can just about spot the bit where one of them accidentally punches the other. And just when I already thought it was the funniest thing on TV all year, there's what they do just after the 1 minute mark on the clip... By this point I was having trouble breathing.