Another quiet Twitter week for me, and once again the biggest fuss was over a celeb spot - although given my followers, I think Gillian Anderson probably excited them in a slightly different way than Joe McFadden did last week...
Me showering while 2 cute workmen do grouting: It's like porn where the wrong person got naked.
11:24 AM Jan 20th via txt
Sleb Spot: Gillian Anderson in the row behind me, Hampstead Theatre.
8:37 PM Jan 20th via txt
@nick00031 Not even the first time I've Sleb Spotted her. Regular theatregoer, our Scully.
8:43 PM Jan 20th via txt
Also: Making it look like Henry Lloyd-Hughes will take his shirt off & then he doesn't = CRUELTY TO AUDIENCES!
8:44 PM Jan 20th via txt
@nick00031 Well I guess at least you're not asking me to propose, like @thesloppydog did when I saw Joe McFadden.
8:47 PM Jan 20th via txt
@thesloppydog @nick00031 But he'd just have fallen in love with me instead, you'd have resented me, it would all just be so awkward.
10:23 PM Jan 20th via txt
Oh boo, Kathryn Hunter's quit from the RSC's Lear; she was the only reason I'd booked.
11:58 AM Jan 21st via web
Today's spam theme is: Bestiality. Mainly involving dogs, although I spotted a couple of references to pussies.
2:43 PM Jan 21st via web
Being Human Spot: Adrian Schiller (the psychic from S2) Royal Court bar.
6:32 PM Jan 21st via txt
Feeling cold to my bones today.
3:25 PM Jan 22nd via web
Have we been told what this year's @bbcbeinghuman pre-credits teaser theme is? Is it still flashbacks like last year?
2:33 PM Jan 23rd via web
The audio equivalent of slippers and custard creams, the most comforting sound on earth: http://tinyurl.com/4p253oh
3:23 PM Jan 23rd via web
Wow, Michael Socha looks so much like his sister. (And yet I kinda would.) #beinghuman
10:07 PM Jan 23rd via web
Yeesh, so much dogshit on the pavements today. Did one giant dog just scrape its arse between Woolwich and Greenwich overnight?
10:40 AM Jan 24th via txt
Having a really hyper day today.
2:20 PM Jan 25th via web
Just been ranting on lowculture about last night's #glee
. It really was shit though.
3:05 PM Jan 25th via web
@pretinama But last night's moral, "be tolerant of atheists, as long as they know they're wrong" plumbed new depths.
6:04 PM Jan 25th via txt
Home at last... Jubilee line was buggered, ended up going all round the houses and getting the DLR.
11:42 PM Jan 25th via web