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Jul. 11th, 2009 @ 03:07 pm Won't somebody think of the children!
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This year's been Whoniverse-lite, with only the Doctor Who Easter Special to keep us going so far. But SJA Series 3 is coming in a couple of months' time, followed by the final 3 David Tennant Specials. But to kick it all off we've had the new format of Torchwood: A single story, "Children of Earth," broadcast over 5 consecutive nights as a BBC1 "event." A risk, although arguably Torchwood never consistently kept to a style in the first place so it was a prime candidate to tinker with. In terms of ratings the risk seems to have more than paid off, hovering around 5m all week, very good for a midweek 9pm show. But was it any good?

Spoilerses! )
Jun. 29th, 2008 @ 01:14 pm The Doctor TorchSarah-Janewood Who Adventures
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A few words on 'The Stolen Earth' )
Mar. 16th, 2008 @ 07:39 pm Long to rain over us
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Last week's BBC3 Torchwood episode, "From Out of the Rain," gave me the impression it'd be a love-hate thing. I guess I was right, because I've heard a fair few negative views about it - personally, I loved it. Cut for spoilers if you watch at BBC2 pace )
Mar. 8th, 2008 @ 07:00 pm run fasts foar great justice
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This afternoon was a bit grey and miserable, I was headachy after going into London to buy comics, so I had a quick lie-down which inevitably turned into a proper nap, deep enough to have a dream. Actually this was kind of a rerun, as once again I was late for the theatre, this time another performance of Avenue Q and before you ask no I don't have another trip booked yet in real life, that's unlikely to happen before either [info]triomakesmehot, [info]caminada_x or [info]aka_kelly next comes to London but before setting off I was sitting in what may have been a hotel room, watching TV with my mum and sister. I was interested in whatever was on TV but was also taping it back at home, so didn't mind missing the end. During an ad break, either Mum or Penny suggesting popping out and getting an ice cream, which we did, until I realised it was 25 minutes to curtain-up and started running to catch a bus. I ended up along the road that goes from my mum's house to Waterloo, but after getting to the bus stop I saw that the 68 bus didn't run any more, so I just continued running, not-quite-superhumanly fast but faster than I could have in real life. Along the way I met two guys, possibly people I knew, who offered to help by running alongside me. One of them was pushing a shopping trolley but it didn't seem to slow him down. They did stop for a break though, and what with me being all Linford-without-the-steroids I didn't stop with them, for the second time in the dream I ran away without saying goodbye. I didn't really expect to get there in time for the start but thought I might get there about 5 minutes late and be allowed in. I didn't find out, obviously, because I woke up.

And in case you were wondering about the rather random post title - it comes from this Torchwood LOLcat and I knew I'd get round to using it sooner or later.

Feb. 27th, 2008 @ 11:04 pm Twatswood
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Argh! Seriously, did Torchwood Season 2 start out surprisingly good just to lull everyone into a false sense of security before going all shit again? Cut for a couple of BBC3 spoilers )
Jan. 30th, 2008 @ 10:55 pm Hey look it's a photo quiz! Just like on a real blog!
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After watching Torchwood I was going to watch Reaper on E4+1, but it didn't seem to be working so I guess I'll have to watch the Tuesday repeat like I did last time. Oh well, instead of watching another show I'll just write about Torchwood instead. I've avoided writing about Season Two until it had got going for a couple of weeks, because last time it started well then disappeared up its own arse immediately. Before I talk about the first three eps though, this cutie was the guest star this week, as a cryogenically frozen WWI soldier. But who's his more famous little brother, who's appeared on this very blog in the past?

Cut for the answer and stuff )
Sep. 24th, 2007 @ 10:02 pm Gah!
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After thinking several times over the weekend "I must remember to tape The Sarah Jane Adventures" I naturally forgot. Damn the BBC for inexplicably putting a children's TV show on during the children's TV schedule. Yes, yes, how very sad, getting all excited about kids' TV. Admit it, the Sarah Jane pilot episode on New Year's Day was better than most of Torchwood. It shat on a fair few Doctor Who episodes as well if we're being honest. At least it gets repeated on Sunday so I'll catch it then.

Anyway, if I'd remembered to tape this I'd have forgotten to tape Hollyoaks, and since (as I suspected) I was at work late, I'd have missed it. And it would have been tragic to miss "genius" Katy taking about five minutes to look through a short list of names before realising hers wasn't on it (and yes, she had to trace the names with her finger.)
Dec. 12th, 2006 @ 09:52 pm The format-breaker
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One man's meat is another man's poison, as Vladimir Putin knows well. After Sunday's episode of Torchwood, Sean posted about why it sucked while I was thinking about posting about how it was one of the highlights of the series so far. I guess it just depends on what you're after.

Not that the flaws Sean mentions aren't there. I do like to point out the ways in which RTD likes to follow Joss Whedon's example, and here he was doing a Joss classic, the format-breaker. The trouble is "Random Shoes"1 was a bit too close to the Doctor Who format-breaker, "Love and Monsters" from Season 2. They both revisit one of the few recurring format-breakers in Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The reversal between the lead and supporting characters. But where "The Zeppo," "Superstar" and "Storyteller" each had a different way of approaching the theme, the two Whoniverse episodes had a bit too similar a premise (most resembling, out of the the three Buffy eps, "Storyteller.") Fortunately, writer Jacquetta May took "Random Shoes" to a different place than its predecessor.

Both stories dealt with lonely men obsessed, from the sidelines, with the show's heroes. But where Elton in "Love & Monsters" found some friendship and even a rather grotesque form of sexual relationship by the end, Eugene, Torchwood's outsider, isn't so lucky. In fact the show begins with his death by hit-and-run. But for some reason he becomes a ghost, able to haunt his secret crush, Gwen. Being a bit of an ugly duckling2 he could never dare to approach her in life, but now he gets to pretend they're a couple and follow her to Torchwood. His first view of the headquarters is one of the many moments when he seems, in death, to be having more fun than he ever did while alive (although being the least secretive secret organisation ever, it's surprising Torchwood don't hold a daily guided tour he could have gone on.)

The story follows Eugene, who can remember everything about his life except for the weeks leading up to his death, trying to find out exactly how he died, why he's sticking around, and how an alien artefact he's owned for years may be connected to both. Although she can't consciously hear him, Gwen seems able to take suggestions from him and helps by investigating what happened. This is what made the episode for me: Eugene is happier than he's ever been, pretending to be with the girl he's in love with. But it's a lie - at best, she's barely aware that his spirit may or may not be with her, and while she's determined to solve his death, she doesn't really return his feelings the way he pretends she does. I guess stories that capture unrequited love quite so brutally always have an effect on me, and brutal really does seem like the right word here. It's heartbreaking to see someone who so wants to connect with people but can't manage it in life, and tries to make up for it by living an elaborate fantasy in death.

As if Eugene's story wasn't painful enough, we come to the final twist of the knife, and if you've not seen the episode yet you may want to look away now: Eugene only had a couple of people he considered real friends, and his death was indirectly caused by their betrayal. Finding out that the alien eye was attracting large bids on eBay, they tried to rip him off and sell it for their own profit. Eugene swallowed the eye to keep it from them, and ran off - straight into oncoming traffic. The eye in his stomach caused him to get a few more days on earth as a ghost, and to try and understand why he had died. The random shoes of the title were a red herring - an irrelevance, and in his journey Eugene found (but didn't acknowledge) that although people were sad at his death, it didn't leave much of a gap in their lives.

Yes, as with so many things RTD has a hand in, the very end was a mess. The attempt at a happy ending diluted a lot of the pathos, "Danny Boy" at the funeral was unforgivable, the family getting back together was trite, and Eugene's ascent to heaven was a bit too grandly religious, and frankly just a little bit weird3. But there were things done along the way that I found really moving. Plus, at the start of the season, before I gave up trying to review every episode, I said I hoped there would be something "adult" about Torchwood beyond the swearing and shagging, and to my mind this was it. A character study of someone hiding a lot of pain, even from himself, a nice guy who comes up against the worst in human nature at every turn, willing to fabricate a relationship with the one decent person he meets. It was moving, painful and real, and stripping out every swear word wouldn't have made it something you'd show the kids.

1listed in the Radio Times as "Invisible Eugene" so I'm guessing the choice of title was a bit last-minute

2but you know, the TV version of an ugly duckling, namely the very shaggable Paul Chequer, but with bad hair

3I'm not as bothered as some people by Eugene's afterlife contradicting last week's episode on that subject, because let's face it, that episode contradicted itself: "There is no life after death.... but there's something there actually... but it's all nothingness... apart from the Bad Thing which is after Jack for some reason..." WTF?
Nov. 7th, 2006 @ 08:57 pm Mr. Moneypenny
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Episode 4 of Torchwood was "Cyberwoman" by Chris Chibnall. Odd, for a show that claimed it would only take Doctor Who as a launching pad and would stand independently, that within three weeks there's an episode that requires knowledge of the Doctor Who Season 2 finale to make any sense at all. In fact there were several logical problems with this episode, but first the positive: This was an exciting ep, taking advantage of the elaborate set and giving some real menace. This week the direction was actually a major plus, unsurprisingly as it was directed by James Strong, of the "Satan Pit" two-parter on the parent show. Really, as a bit of straightforward entertainment this pressed all the right buttons.

It's only when you think about it a bit more that the real problems come to the fore. I guess I could just take it at face value but when a show's been sold on its adult nature you hope that means a certain amount of depth and thought, rather than just people saying "fuck" occasionally. Really where the show is suffering at the moment in my opinion is characterisation, and ironically I think the reason is that the writers are trying too hard to appear as if they've created 3-dimensional characters, instead of taking the slow and steady route of developing them gradually.

What I mean by this is the fact that for the second week running we've got an episode that says "Hey, you thought you knew this character eh? Well think again!" When in fact no we didn't think we knew the character, 'cause the show only just started. I mentioned in last week's review that showing Owen, the character with little or no natural empathy, being forced to feel someone else's emotions, lost a lot of impact for coming so early in the run. This week we were meant to see a different side to Ianto, which was even more pointless 'cause in the first three eps he was barely on-screen, so he might as well have been a new character in this week's show. So far he's been treated like a male Miss Moneypenny, someone who's there to look pretty and make the tea. Although it's been clear that his role in the team is crucial, as he's the one who covers up after the others, allowing them to get away with their none-too-subtle missions (plus the fact that every single week they loudly discuss top-secret alien technology in crowded pubs.) But because he doesn't spend much time with the others, he's treated as a glorified receptionist. His dissatisfaction at this was dealt with in a cursory way this week, but was buried under the weight of the McGuffin - him stupidly trying to save his part-Cyberman girlfriend by hiding her in Torchwood 3, from where she proceeded to cause mayhem. Personally, I think the issue of his place in the team was more interesting than the fireworks but I guess Chibnall disagreed.

In many ways this episode would probably have benefited from being a two-parter, which could have allowed us to actually delve more into the characters' motivations, as well as delivering the action which was clearly the first priority this week. Acting-wise, Gareth David-Lloyd did well as Ianto, although John Barrowman showed his limitations as Captain Jack gives in to his rage. I liked the use of the pterodactyl as more than just window-dressing, even if the CGI was a bit dodge at times. The ending was a bit weird, with Ianto not only being allowed to keep working at Torchwood 3, but also pointedly seen picking up everyone else's rubbish. Allowing a seething mass of resentment to simply get worse doesn't seem like Jack's wisest-ever decision but maybe that's the point, and Ianto's feelings will be crucial later in the run. Overall Jack was a bit of an arsehole tonight as well - I guess not being able to die or sleep will do that to you.

Maybe I should stop reviewing every episode of Torchwood if it means I can just sit back and see it as plain entertainment, but I still maintain that if it's going to call itself an adult show it should be able to stand up to scrutiny. And since once again the attempt to be Joss Whedon is evident in this series, perhaps RTD and his deputy, Chris Chibnall, should see beyond the surface of Whedon's shows - after all, his characters may reveal long-hidden secrets, become their own evil twin or get taken over by demons but Joss is adamant that all your extravagances have to be "earned" and maybe that's what I'm lacking in this series so far.
Nov. 1st, 2006 @ 08:36 pm Empathy machine
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This week's Torchwood episode was "Ghost Machine" and while in some ways the show is getting into its stride, there were still a few niggles for me. Overall it was good stuff, more character-driven than last week's fireworks. This week's alien McGuffin is a device that converts the energy left by human emotion into "ghostly" visions for the person holding the machine. Only the strongest emotions leave signature traces, so we see a lonely boy fleeing the Blitz, and a 1960's teenage girl being murdered, the latter being the central plot point.

Helen Raynor's script was well-written, and it was nicely acted, particularly by Burn Gorman whose Owen took centre stage this week. Although that was one of my gripes about the episode: In the first two eps, Owen was clearly the apotheosis of Torchwood's rather clinical attitude to human life, so it was a natural choice that the person with the least natural empathy should be forced into empathy (the ghost machine doesn't just show visions, it also makes the user feel the relevant emotions) to the extent that he wants revenge on the girl's killer, decades later. This might have worked better later in the run though, if we'd had more of a chance to see Owen's unsympathetic attitude, so his actions this episode would have shown more of a contrast. Perhaps more could have been made of this as well; as it is, I couldn't tell if this was a deliberate decision, or just inconsistent characterisation from last week to this.

I also wasn't too crazy about the way the ep was directed; the director was Colin Teague and surely people know by now that you shouldn't let people called Colin anywhere near the Doctor Who universe? In a couple of scenes I found myself very aware of the effect the scene was meant to have (scary in the flashback under the bridge, sexy in the shooting gallery,) without actually feeling it, and I always blame that on the director missing something along the way.

Overall though it was an enjoyable enough 50 minutes, a lot of my reservations coming from things which could well be down to a series still finding its feet. The story was strong enough, and it's good to see that Torchwood is willing to try different things and not just rely on sound and fury. The supporting characters were good too, and I'd like to see Bernie return later in the run - I'm interested to know if he's really safe or if his premonition of his own death might still come true. Next week it looks like the sound and fury is back with "Cyberwoman," and Ianto does more than just make the tea for a change.
Oct. 24th, 2006 @ 07:06 pm Touch wood
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Sunday was the launch night of Torchwood, the BBC's new "adult" spin-off from Doctor Who. Early indications suggest a hit - the double-bill received the highest-ever ratings for a non-sport, British programme on digital TV. The show still has a couple of tests to undergo - its terrestrial debut on BBC2 tomorrow night, as well as the question of how many viewers will tune in again next week - but initial signs are that the Beeb have a hit on their hands. They need one since their flagship autumn drama, Robin Hood... well, let's just say that the latest football chant goes "you're as shit as Robin Hood!"

So what did I think of the first two Torchwood episodes, "Everything Changes" and "Day One?" Well so far I'm pretty much impressed. Sure, it's not the most original concept ever. Torchwood is the institution we met in New Who Two, who scavenge alien technology. Russell T. Davies continues to shamelessly rip off Joss Whedon - Torchood is largely Angel to Doctor Who's Buffy although the "rift in time and space" last seen in "Boom Town" is here being used much like Sunnydale's Hellmouth - a McGuffin to justify why all the alien action comes to the same town our heroes are in. "Everything Changes" culminated in a very Whedonesque twist, as one of the characters we were led to believe was a series regular turned out to be a murderer - and then a suicide.

The second episode also reminded me of Angel in the sense that that also had a second episode with a sexual storyline. Here, an alien takes over a young girl's body, forcing her to have sex with men so it can absorb them at the moment of orgasm. The story was derivative but a lot of fun as well - the scene with the wanking bouncer was hilarious. The sexual content may have been in-your-face but it clearly, like the swearing and bloodshed of the first ep, was there to set out the show's mission statement as an adult programme, not to be confused with the family show that spawned it. On the one hand this can seem like the producers gleefully taking advantage of not having the "teatime TV" boundaries they've been working under. On the other hand I can see the wisdom of being so in-your-face from the start. After all, you can warn people in the publicity that it's an adult show but they'll let their kids watch it anyway. If you give them the message right from the start as well, they can decide if it's too much for them, and that frees you up to find your pace and then get darker later in the run again if that's where you want to go. After all this is by the creator of Queer as Folk, which people forget contained almost all its controversial scenes in the first episode, using them to draw an audience in then hooking them with the characters.

On Doctor Who RTD is constantly being accused of having a "gay agenda." The way he's dealt with this on Torchwood is a stroke of genius: The show is so overtly, aggressively gay that nobody could bring it up without being accused of missing the point. The central figure of Captain Jack (John Barrowman) was always defined, even at teatime, as being not so much bisexual as pansexual, being attracted to anyone and anything, and his co-stars seem to be along for the ride. In episode two Gwen (Eve Myles) has a lesbian snog, albeit under the influence of an alien pheromone. And in a scene from the first episode (which I'll come back to in a second) Owen (Burn Gorman) uses an alien spray to make himself irresitible to a woman who seconds earlier was repulsed by him. As she drags him off to bed, her boyfriend sees them and starts an argument. Owen ends it by using the spray again; the boyfriend snogs Owen and announces "I'm having you!" "Me first!" gasps the girlfriend, and Owen calls for a taxi.

The show looks good; commissioned as it was by BBC3 I was a bit worried that the budget might be low but while it doesn't have the effects budget of its parent show it still looks glossy. Some monster makeup cash will clearly be saved by having a running baddie of the alien Weevils so they can re-use that mask every couple of episodes. And the main set is beautiful.

What was perhaps most interesting was how the show didn't try to make the staff of Torchwood too sympathetic. New team member Gwen is the "heart" of the show and it's sorely needed. On Doctor Who Torchwood was a fairly sinister organisation, opposed to the Doctor and using alien technology in dangerous, selfish ways. In making them the stars of the show there was a risk of sanitising them, but this didn't really happen here. All the extant Torchwood members have a fairly clinical approach to their work and can be dismissive of human life. Owen is the ultimate example of their amorality - the scene I mentioned earlier has a really nasty edge, and the threesome twist is the only thing that lightens what essentially is someone making someone have sex against their will. Gwen is horrified by how callous her new co-workers seem, and it'll be interesting to see if she rubs off on them, or if she is the one who gets corrupted by their clinical view of the people around them.

There were some huge logic gaps at times, the stories showed their influences a bit too readily at others, but overall this was a really encouraging start to a new series. Torchwood has set up from the off to be something dark and nasty, but retaining its sense of fun, and that's a killer combination where I'm concerned. It should be interesting to see where it goes from here - touch wood.