December 12th, 2012


Twitterball 39: Alas Poor Yoricking

This week on my Twitter feed, oh the relief as this year's X Factor limps to an end, and the even greater relief as I miss most of it.

Just about stopped myself from yelling "CUNT!" as I woke up at about 6am. (Ricky Gervais had just shown up in a nightmare.)
10:56 AM - 6 Dec 12

Attention: Girls Aloud just rhymed "basin" with "washing my face in." Des'ree's quaking in her boots.
9:47 AM - 7 Dec 12

Woman on train's INCREDIBLY URGENT series of phone calls turns out to be about exactly how she wants her nails done.
8:43 AM - 8 Dec 12

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