I predict the next six weeks' tweets will largely consist of me ranting about how the office is trying to drive me crazy while it still can...
Dear Fearless Leader: Making sure I get left out of all info & decision-making about new IT for the last few years means that no...
4:05 PM Jun 11th from web
...I can't (and/or won't) fix them when they go tits up.
4:07 PM Jun 11th from web
Oh DILF on the bus, stop being so adorable with your kids, it makes it hard not to stare.
8:47 AM Jun 12th from txt
@charltonbrooker The point of cats is to swing them, then you know if you're in a small room or not.
11:25 AM Jun 12th from web in reply to charltonbrooker#beatlesporn
Happiness Is A Warm Cock
12:14 PM Jun 12th from web#beatlesporn
When I'm 69ing
1:16 PM Jun 12th from web#beatlesporn
I read the news today oh boy... oh boy... oh boy... oh, oh, oh, OH BOY!
1:22 PM Jun 12th from web#doctorwhobands
Dalektric Light Orchestra
1:26 PM Jun 12th from web#doctorwhobands
Rani and Renato
1:28 PM Jun 12th from web#doctowhobands
Sonic Screwdriver Youth
2:47 PM Jun 12th from web#doctowhobands
Shakespeare Code's Sister
2:52 PM Jun 12th from web#doctowhobands
2:57 PM Jun 12th from web#doctowhobands
The Talons of Wang Chung
3:08 PM Jun 12th from web#doctowhobands
Pertwee Papa Girl Rappers
3:11 PM Jun 12th from web
I've had false alarms before but this time my hair's DEFINITELY going grey.
11:44 AM Jun 13th from web
Today I have mostly been asleep.
9:54 PM Jun 13th from web
Oh Totty Sunday at Sainsbury's, you don't disappoint.
12:35 PM Jun 14th from txt
@helencairns @merseytart I'm playing Pacman, I'm well with it.
7:06 PM Jun 14th from web
I've figured out my problem with Supernatural S4: The storyline requires Jared to act. This is never wise.
10:51 AM Jun 15th from web
Anyone for Cat on a Hot Tin Roof with me in December? Starring Darth James Earl Jones!
2:25 PM Jun 15th from web
Also starring Mrs Huxtable and directed by Debbie "Fame costs and this is where you pay with sweat" Allen!
2:26 PM Jun 15th from web
Boo! My leaving date's been pushed back to the 31st of July :(
4:12 PM Jun 15th from web
Sleb Spot: Oleg from Pulling, Long Acre.
6:21 PM Jun 15th from txt
Interval of A Doll's House. Scully vs Doctor Nine, it's one big geekgasm.
8:26 PM Jun 15th from txt
@Barcles Nah - manipulation? They don't know the meaning of the word. (There's many words they don't know, they're not that bright.)
11:00 PM Jun 15th from web in reply to Barcles
How sad am I? The prospect of Debbie's fit b/f from Shameless playing a topless Peter Pan is actually making me consider going.
2:37 PM Jun 16th from web
Seriously, I have to put up with another 6 weeks at work? It'll be a miracle if I don't murder someone by then.
3:29 PM Jun 16th from web
GO. FUCK. YOURSELF. FEARLESS. LEADER.
3:37 PM Jun 16th from web
@helencairns Got an arsey call from him because I forgot to answer one of eleventeen emails on Friday. Turns out he'd just lost a big...
4:10 PM Jun 16th from web in reply to helencairns
@helencairns ...customer and decided to vent on me 'cause that'll make everything better. Cunt.
4:11 PM Jun 16th from web in reply to helencairns