Once again, those of you who don't follow me on Twitter
and thought you'd escaped, think again 'cause here's the last week's tweets:
*shudder* woman on bus pushing an empty pram. Made me think of Dawn French in Psychoville.
9:15 AM Jul 15th from web
The fact that @Mattdavelewis and @tomlenk are friends has given me a geekgasm
1:35 PM Jul 15th from web
Voyager should have used the plot reset button more often #competitivegeekbaiting
4:34 PM Jul 15th from web
It doesnt really matter where you put apostrophe's #competitivegeekbaiting
4:40 PM Jul 15th from web
At least we can all agree that Riley was Buffy's OTP #competitivegeekbaiting
4:49 PM Jul 15th from web
The trouble with Farscape: It was SO formulaic #competitivegeekbaiting
4:53 PM Jul 15th from web
Yay, finally sorted out Harry Potter! Going on Saturday with Evil Alex and his other half.
10:02 PM Jul 15th from web
What is it with people cutting their nails in public? This morning a woman leaning out of car window to share her clippings with the nation.
11:43 AM Jul 16th from web
It had to happen eventually: We've been having detailed discussions of how best to murder a co-worker.
2:37 PM Jul 16th from web
Plintwatch: Woman in hat reading from notebook. Can't actually hear a word but I guess she's audible on the webcam.
5:48 PM Jul 16th from txt
Oh dear she's got a heckler!
5:57 PM Jul 16th from txt
5:58 PM Jul 16th from txt
Now woman in flowery dress just standing there waving. Dance, monkey, dance!
6:05 PM Jul 16th from txt
New plinther - is he going to pitch a tent? Literally, I don't mean will he get an erection.
7:02 PM Jul 16th from txt
Oh it's a fold-up chair. Now he's drinking a beer. I'll be off then.
7:07 PM Jul 16th from txt
11th Doctor's outfit to be revealed next week? Squee!
1:55 PM Jul 17th from web
I'm seriously close to falling asleep.
3:28 PM Jul 17th from web
@aka_kelly Ha! Succumbed eventually.
4:20 PM Jul 17th from web
I've just applied to be a Plinther.
9:02 PM Jul 17th from web
@helencairns Hehe if I did get a place it would definitely be at 4am in a thunderstorm.
9:04 PM Jul 17th from web in reply to helencairns
@sutty76 Best plan I've got at the moment is take a mobile phone up and hold a placard with the number, get strangers to call me.
9:09 PM Jul 17th from web in reply to sutty76
@sutty76 Or just read a book and have a nice cup of tea but that'd probably get me heckled.
9:10 PM Jul 17th from web in reply to sutty76
Plinthwatch: Woman with little cardboard house for children's charity.
3:17 PM Jul 18th from txt
I feel a bit bad for her, there's a big meeting of shouty Christians in T Square upstaging her.
3:20 PM Jul 18th from txt
@sutty76 @helencairns Argh that reminds me! Man in supermarket wearing dungarees and a beret. In 2009!
8:49 PM Jul 19th from web in reply to sutty76
@helencairns They were too busy investigating why Totty Sunday got replaced by "My Eyes! My Eyes!" Sunday :(
8:56 PM Jul 19th from web in reply to helencairns
@sutty76 @helencairns I think just jeans and my "rock is dead, long live paper & scissors" T-shirt. There's enough fancy outfits already LOL
9:18 PM Jul 19th from web in reply to sutty76
@sutty76 Shop in Covent Garden called David & Goliath. I've also got "Sluts are people too" and "AD/HD" (looks like AC/DC from a distance)
9:23 PM Jul 19th from web in reply to sutty76
Amy Pond? Is that an anagram? (I like the new outfit though.)
9:22 AM Jul 20th from web
Sleb Spot: Hattie Hayridge, cloakroom queue at the Royal Court.
10:52 PM Jul 20th from txt
9 working days to go and the time's draaaaaaagging again.
1:28 PM Jul 21st from web
If 5pm doesn't hurry up and get here I'll thcream and thcream and thcream.
2:36 PM Jul 21st from web
I was once briefly visible on TV in the audience of Top of the Pops #lameclaimstofame
4:53 PM Jul 21st from web
I was at University with Brian Blessed's daughter #lameclaimstofame
4:55 PM Jul 21st from web
Danny Dyer getting punched: You think that's painful? Try watching yourself acting.
10:51 PM Jul 21st from web