I've been off work for less than a week and already I'm losing track of the days of the week. But no, it's Wednesday today, which means a roundup of my last week's tweets (@nick730 if you're on Twitter.)
Sitting on a double decker, eating a Double Decker. They still make them!
8:41 AM Jul 29th from txt
3 days to go. At this point any actual work I do is largely accidental.
10:30 AM Jul 29th from web
@Carrotline I should at the very least clear the mountain of crap off my desk, but I'm distracted by the need to stare blankly into space.
10:50 AM Jul 29th from web in reply to Carrotline
@merseytart I think some paperwork may end up mysteriously falling into the bin that they won't realise the importance of until next week.
12:00 PM Jul 29th from web in reply to merseytart
2 days to go. I had a horrible realisation earlier of what a long time 11 years wasted here really is.
10:32 AM Jul 30th from web
Sleb Spot: BIGGINS! At the Menier Chocolate Factory.
7:44 PM Jul 30th from txt
Last day at work. My P45's arrived and my redundancy money's been paid in, I think that makes it REAL!
9:22 AM Jul 31st from web
Richard Briers in Endgame at the Duchess Theatre this autumn? Yes, I think I want to see that. WHY ISN'T HE SIR RICHARD YET?
10:55 AM Jul 31st from web
@Barcles My hayfever's flared up today, I hope the red eyes aren't taken as a sign of me giving a shit.
12:23 PM Jul 31st from web in reply to Barcles
@cielvert Thanks! Let's hope it all pans out, but first I've got a couple of months of taking it easy LOL.
12:42 PM Jul 31st from web in reply to cielvert
Hey, tweet #1111
! It's a mystical magical sign of, er, something.
4:53 PM Jul 31st from web
Why yes, I do believe in life after love, why do you ask?
8:54 PM Jul 31st from web
Doesn't look like I've got a plinther place in September. Ah well, the odds were never that good.
7:28 PM Aug 1st from web
Totty Sunday has been horribly disappointing for a few weeks now.
1:50 PM Aug 2nd from web
Anyone want to go with me to see Shappi Khorsandi at Soho Theatre in November?
5:21 PM Aug 2nd from web
Oh dear, leaving work hasn't made my bowling any better.
9:30 PM Aug 3rd from txt
@nick00031 What is it with everyone getting sexy workmen turning up lately? More importantly, why have I been left out?
2:47 PM Aug 4th from web in reply to nick00031
Got confirmation that I DON'T have a place as a Plinther in September :(
3:54 PM Aug 4th from web
@Carrotline I was going to take a mobile with me and get people to phone me.
10:55 PM Aug 4th from web in reply to Carrotline
@nick00031 I think sooner or later one of them would notice that I don't actually have a washing machine.
10:56 PM Aug 4th from web in reply to nick00031
@catnip25 Ah well, I'll just have to find somewhere else to stand and have strangers call me fat.
11:02 PM Aug 4th from web in reply to catnip25
@helencairns There's always October, that's not been announced yet (but that's only 2 weeks so the odds are even slimmer.)
11:05 PM Aug 4th from web in reply to helencairns