Good job I decided ages ago that Wednesday was the day when I rounded up (herded?) my tweets in a post on the blog. Well it's one way of keeping track of what day it is...
Bad night's sleep :( I don't think that chicken Teryaki agreed with me.
1:39 PM Sep 16th from web
Grown woman in business suit sucking your thumb on the bus, I find you odd.
6:09 PM Sep 16th from txt
Plinthwatch: Human female campaigning for more good things, fewer bad things. Or something.
6:25 PM Sep 16th from txt
Former sleb spot: The fat Greek from Blue, 'aving a fag outside Jermyn St Theatre.
6:45 PM Sep 16th from txt
Sleb Spot: Dame Alan Rickman, Almeida Theatre bar.
10:11 PM Sep 17th from txt
Eek! No going back, have got gym membership & personal trainer. First session on Tuesday.
1:39 PM Sep 18th from web
@skyturnsgreen Cool - the personal trainer is specifically to stop me falling off the wagon LOL.
3:39 PM Sep 18th from web in reply to skyturnsgreen
@skyturnsgreen yeah the money is definitely motivation too, want results in return for that!
4:09 PM Sep 18th from web in reply to skyturnsgreen
RT @merseytart Can someone let me know when it's my turn to be in the Sugababes? I'd like to mark it on my calendar.
8:41 PM Sep 18th from web
I'm going to stand up while watching Derren Brown. WILL THAT MESS UP YOUR MIND CONTROL, DARREN?
8:42 PM Sep 18th from web
Derren used giraffe sign language - not a showbiz giraffe though so FAIL.
9:24 PM Sep 18th from web
Sorry Derren, my legs work and that.
9:52 PM Sep 18th from web
And don't think we didn't notice the film was meaningless & you did the suggestion just before it.
9:53 PM Sep 18th from web
Hmm, funny how the phone-in is audio only, almost as if the studio shoot was pre-recorded.
9:56 PM Sep 18th from web
Heh "hang up on her, she's giving it away!"
9:57 PM Sep 18th from web
Honestly, this was even worse than the lottery gubbins.
9:59 PM Sep 18th from web
Heh - "Goodnight England!" #peepshow
10:21 PM Sep 18th from web
4 hours I've been trying to get to sleep. It just ain't happening.
4:11 AM Sep 19th from txt
OMG. The Daily Star/Jordan "forget about my rape, here's kinky bedroom secrets" headline wasn't a joke. It's real :(
12:38 PM Sep 19th from txt
Not-a-sleb-but-I-fancy-him Spot: Hot beardy Philip Cumbus, at the Globe.
1:25 PM Sep 19th from txt
"Oh everything I do is for him!" Merlin hasn't changed.
8:21 PM Sep 19th from web
And Arthur got his top off thrice. THRICE! We had to wait 13 bloody episodes last year.
8:28 PM Sep 19th from web
@nick00031 Thanks! Also, smugness alert: I've already seen Merlin naked. Arthur next, please.
12:18 PM Sep 20th from web in reply to nick00031
Totty Sunday: Skinny boys edition.
1:59 PM Sep 20th from txt
Feeling really restless this afternoon. Already been out twice, maybe need a third walk.
3:56 PM Sep 20th from web
@helencairns *tries to list all Greenwich pubs with beer gardens* Maybe I will go for that walk.
4:28 PM Sep 20th from web in reply to helencairns
@helencairns Right, I'm going for that walk, but not for stalking (surely he must go to my gym, that's a more interesting place to spot him)
5:11 PM Sep 20th from web in reply to helencairns
Has written 5 pages! I wasn't even sure I'd manage 1 today!
5:11 PM Sep 20th from web
Yeesh - my expectations of Trinity weren't high but totty aside this is physically painful.
10:15 PM Sep 20th from web
@helencairns The full bum shot in part two will keep my mind off the obvious CC dubbing for a while.
10:20 PM Sep 20th from web in reply to helencairns
@helencairns I think they've stumbled on a cunning way to make us forget the shit bits.
10:23 PM Sep 20th from web in reply to helencairns
@helencairns After that "comedy" scene I need at least full frontal to even think about forgiving it.
10:29 PM Sep 20th from web in reply to helencairns
@helencairns I'm disturbed that it's directed by Colin Teague. He did the last two (best) episodes of Being Human FFS! #trinity
10:45 PM Sep 20th from web in reply to helencairns
Is Frasier play Shoshoshoshorovsky in the Fame movie? 'Cause I'm not sure how I'd feel about that. #fame
10:49 PM Sep 20th from web
I mean, I'm assuming he's not playing Debbie Allen. #fame
10:49 PM Sep 20th from web
Is this a sneak preview or the whole of next week's episode? #trinity
11:00 PM Sep 20th from web
@nick00031 Christian Cooke has turned into a harbinger of the apocalypse :(
11:08 PM Sep 20th from web in reply to nick0003
@helencairns Guess who just tweeted about going to the gym tomorrow? Damn, my induction's not till Tuesday.
11:43 PM Sep 20th from web in reply to helencairns
Hey, workman installing new sink, why not wake me up first thing, tip the flat upside down then disappear for a couple of hours? Oh you have
9:22 AM Sep 21st from web
Oh great. I leave the plumbers to it for AN HOUR, come back & nothing's been touched.
11:56 AM Sep 21st from txt
Seven hours to fit one sink. Thank frack it's not me paying them.
3:45 PM Sep 21st from web
If I just say "my celebrity stalker" do we all know who just minced by?
6:52 PM Sep 21st from txt
Ooft just walked past Gregg Lowe, REMAIN CALM!
10:01 PM Sep 21st from txt
Back from 1st gym session. Apparently my hamstrings are rubbish.
11:38 AM Sep 22nd from web
@helencairns Nobody exciting in changing room I'm afraid. Maybe next time.
11:39 AM Sep 22nd from web in reply to helencairns
Some kind of award ceremony at the BFI. I see no famouses, though.
6:50 PM Sep 22nd from txt