Er, livejournal, you can probably take the Halloween pumpkin down from the banner now. Mind you, it's better than them putting the Christmas stuff up already, I guess. Anyway, back to the last week's tweets:
A Hayden Christiansen-alike at the gym? I approve.
12:05 PM Oct 28th from txt
Must... not... doze... off...
3:14 PM Oct 28th from web
Did not doze off. Watched Iron Man instead. It was OK.
6:24 PM Oct 28th from web
Ooh, spooky fog outside. A bit ahead of schedule for Halloween.
10:55 PM Oct 28th from web
FINALLY, I slept through (most of) the night. I guess spooky fog drugged me.
10:23 AM Oct 29th from web
Ooh, my new mattress just arrived! Are all my tweets this week going to be about sleep and/or the lack of it?
3:23 PM Oct 29th from web
Wait, was that Gareth Gates looking gayer than any human being has ever looked before?
7:04 PM Oct 29th from txt
Hayden-alike + changing room minus shirt = good start to the day. No shower though? Dirty Anakin!
11:43 AM Oct 30th from txt
Oh Tim Vincent, advertising the Daily Heil? What makes you think I still love you enough to forgive *that*?
4:01 PM Oct 30th from web
If any trick-or-treaters manage to get to my door, I hope they like cough sweets, that's all I've got.
1:59 PM Oct 31st from web
Dear TV, I don't recall saying you could lose the ITV signal just before X Factor starts.
7:57 PM Oct 31st from web
Ah yes Dermot, unbuttoning your suit jacket, there's nothing more rawk'n'roll \m/ #xfactor
8:06 PM Oct 31st from web
Is that a woman's leather jacket? For some reasone when Joe came on I was sure he was in drag #xfactor
8:10 PM Oct 31st from web
"It was very stage school." Like every comment Simon ever makes to Joe, that translates as "stop being so gay pls." #xfactor
8:13 PM Oct 31st from web
Because more confidence is exactly what Danyl needs to endear him to people *rolleyes* #xfactor
8:28 PM Oct 31st from web
Cunning plan Danyl - people are voting for the people who can't hit the notes, so that's what you're doing this week? #xfactor
8:30 PM Oct 31st from web
"Hope her boyfriend don't mind it." Way to sideswipe the gender problem while still making NO SENSE WHATSOEVER! #xfactor
8:43 PM Oct 31st from web
Nice to see you were paying attention to Dannii, Cheryl, what with making the exact same comment she just did. #xfactor
8:46 PM Oct 31st from web
Just when you thought Katy Perry was the most unlikely act ever to be called "rock," here come Keane #xfactor
8:50 PM Oct 31st from web
Not that Simon's realised the popularity of his acts is the opposite to what he thought and changed their running order accordingly #xfactor
8:59 PM Oct 31st from web
Oh well Jamie's not just doing karaoke this week - no, now it's specifically "embarrassing dad karaoke" #xfactor
9:02 PM Oct 31st from web
Wait, she got all the right notes. That's it, Rachel's going home tomorrow. #xfactor
9:15 PM Oct 31st from web
Jedward singing completely different lyrics to each other = TV gold #xfactor
9:22 PM Oct 31st from web
Also, who knew Jedward + eyeliner = Matt Willis? #xfactor
9:24 PM Oct 31st from web
Olly's weird chest rug makes me slightly queasy. #xfactor
9:35 PM Oct 31st from web
Blimey, Heidi Sugababe sounds like a 7-year-old girl phoning Going Live.
9:51 PM Oct 31st from web
I slept for 12 hours straight. I clearly needed it, but wonder if I'll sleep at all tonight...
1:22 PM Nov 1st from web
Blimey, windy much? The weather I mean, I don't have gas.
5:21 PM Nov 1st from web
@serafinowicz Morgan/Minogue, Michael Sheen plays Dannii.
5:43 PM Nov 1st from web in reply to serafinowicz
Can't imagine what made Brian Friedman put topless breakdancers in that routine. Thanks, NotLouis #xfactor
8:06 PM Nov 1st from web
The group number is challenging Jedward as the car crash moment of the week #xfactor
8:08 PM Nov 1st from web
The T-Mobile "superband" makes me angrier than it has any right to. What would I do with free texts for life? Text some people. Dur.
8:23 PM Nov 1st from web
Oh good, Simon's "look at Cheryl's tits" distraction technique didn't knock Joe out #xfactor
8:38 PM Nov 1st from web
Boo, Jamie should have gone in rock week, t'would have been funny #xfactor
8:39 PM Nov 1st from web
Haha! Lloyd to go, come on! But they'll probably ditch Rachel :( #xfactor
8:41 PM Nov 1st from web
Oh fuck off with the sympathy ploy Cheryl. "Lloyd can't sing cos he's ill." Er, Lloyd can't sing cos he can't sing. #xfactor
8:47 PM Nov 1st from web
If they keep Lloyd in after this, poorly or not, Simon better never call it a singing competition again. #xfactor
8:50 PM Nov 1st from web
Boo :( Simon you idiot, you'll never get rid of Lloyd now the fangirls will be voting like crazy #xfactor
8:55 PM Nov 1st from web
Also "you can barely talk," what was his excuse for every other performance when he couldn't sing? #xfactor
8:57 PM Nov 1st from web
New pers trainer today. Did some kickboxing! I'z well butch.
12:02 PM Nov 2nd from txt
My sister got accepted on her nursing course. Be warned, sick people!
5:06 PM Nov 2nd from web
Yay, won the first game. Shit start on the second though.
8:52 PM Nov 2nd from txt
*grumble grumble grumble* *sneeze* *grumble* Colds are no fun.
11:17 AM Nov 3rd from web
Well I've drunk the fizzy orange tablet, I demand to be INSTANTLY BETTER.
4:42 PM Nov 3rd from web
Sleb Spot: Miquita Oliver, Frith St.
8:05 PM Nov 3rd from txt