I think this week contains my most re-tweeted comment since I started using Twitter - the one about Jamie singing from the heart on The X-Factor
got RT'd 4 (FOUR) times. So I'm guessing it was a good one.
Missed gym for the first time, in favour of staying in bed OD'ing on Vitamin C.
11:28 AM Nov 4th from web
The runny nose has been better today but I've suddenly become exhausted; spent much of the day asleep.
9:02 PM Nov 4th from web
Whoa, whoa, wait - did Malcolm just get the first-ever happy ending on Spooks?
10:02 PM Nov 4th from web
I can't get my head around the fact that it's already time for TV to do Naughties retrospectives.
11:23 PM Nov 4th from web
I don't normally like a very hot shower but after two days barely able to get out of bed it was just the ticket.
2:28 PM Nov 5th from web
Oh dear, I've reached the "can't stop eating" stage of my cold. At least I should be well enough for gym tomorrow, to work it off.
6:52 PM Nov 5th from txt
Am I well enough to go back to the gym? I guess we're about to find out.
9:32 AM Nov 6th from web
Managed about half a workout. Was agony but feeling a bit livelier now.
11:11 AM Nov 6th from txt
Yay, FINALLY I get to see a Buffy cast member on stage - Tony Head's doing Six Degrees of Separation. (Sadly not co-starring Kevin Bacon.)
3:47 PM Nov 6th from web
I think my iPod's trying to be funny. It's raining & my train was cancelled: It played "Umbrella" then "Patience."
6:30 PM Nov 6th from txt
Oh, it's Anakin-alike from the gym, DO NOT STARE!
6:41 PM Nov 6th from txt
Louis loves Dusty Springfield. WHAT WERE THE ODDS! #xfactor
8:10 PM Nov 7th from web
FootLloydLoose has the potential to out-car crash Jedward this week, no? #xfactor
8:14 PM Nov 7th from web
@helencairns Boo! I want the boy who can't sing or dance to sing and dance!
8:16 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to helencairns
"I can't describe why I did it." It's because you did it as a joke in rehearsals and Cowell thought it was somehow a good idea. #xfactor
8:18 PM Nov 7th from web
Ah, the utterly worthless standing ovation - Simon's finally cottoned on that Olly's his only chance of winning. #xfactor
8:22 PM Nov 7th from web
"Unfortunately guys, the audience are ON DRUGS." Shut up, fuckers. #xfactor
8:24 PM Nov 7th from web
Did Olly use gravy instead of fake tan? #xfactor
8:25 PM Nov 7th from web
@rad6380 I think the film might be a DISNEY film. Isn't there a song from a DISNEY film coming up too? (PS: DISNEY)
8:27 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to rad6380
"There's four guys better than you." I love how even Louis can't pretend Jedward can sing any more. #xfactor
8:30 PM Nov 7th from web
Unless he meant Jedward, Joe and Olly. #xfactor
8:31 PM Nov 7th from web
"Jamie LITERALLY from the heart." No wonder he's shit then, even I know you're supposed to sing from the diaphragm innit. #xfactor
8:39 PM Nov 7th from web
Thing is, is there any semi-famous song that hasn't been in SOME film at some point? Theme of the week is, as ever, Whatever Simon Wants.
8:45 PM Nov 7th from web
Really, film week should be songs WRITTEN SPECIFICALLY FOR films, not "this played in the background in some film once." We need Bond themes
8:47 PM Nov 7th from web
Don't you mean the DISNEY film Camp Rock, Dannii? #xfactor
8:50 PM Nov 7th from web
"I don't want her to look like a generic manufactured stage-school brat, so I've given her a DISNEY song... Oh." #xfactor
8:53 PM Nov 7th from web
Oh good, Danyl's confidence is back! 'Cause his problem was always that he's such a shrinking violet. #xfactor
8:57 PM Nov 7th from web
OMG he's had a haircut, well clearly that changes everything. #xfactor
8:58 PM Nov 7th from web
"Help me John!" Twincest is alive and well. #xfactor
9:12 PM Nov 7th from web
Wonder if I can kickstart my writing career by writing comedy rap numbers for Jedward? #xfactor
9:21 PM Nov 7th from web
Are the dancers with random sticks a nod to the puppets in the stage show? #xfactor
9:26 PM Nov 7th from web
Watching Quantum of Solace. Summary so far: Fitey bit, fitey bit, heavily-accented men say cryptic stuff, fitey bit.
3:48 PM Nov 8th from web
Well, frequent Dame Judi-related pwnage aside, that was rather tedious.
5:06 PM Nov 8th from web
@aka_kelly "He's John/He's Edward/Together we're Jedward/We're like Brangelina/Except we're not going bedward."
7:26 PM Nov 8th from web in reply to aka_kelly
Campus had EIGHT writers, every one of whom thought "one of the others can put the jokes in."
7:29 PM Nov 8th from web
@helencairns And it was on first, which means Channnel 4 think it's their best shot :(
7:35 PM Nov 8th from web in reply to helencairns
I have a feeling Jedward's time may be over. In which case not sure I'll bother watching next week. #xfactor
8:02 PM Nov 8th from web
Kleenex: What the fuck was that about? And if you're using "let it out" as your slogan you could at least show Tom Hardy wanking.
8:23 PM Nov 8th from web
@helencairns Yes to pupppet week - Joe could do "Halfway Down The Stairs" by Kermit's nephew Robin #xfactor
8:27 PM Nov 8th from web in reply to helencairns
"A couple of years ago... you were here." My god Dermot, you ARE Paxman! #xfactor
8:31 PM Nov 8th from web
FFS I knew Lloyd was safe :( #xfactor
8:40 PM Nov 8th from web
Boo! Ah well, I get my weekend evenings back I guess. #xfactor
8:41 PM Nov 8th from web
Damn, nobody's picking Line 3 #xfactor
9:13 PM Nov 8th from web
9:26 PM Nov 8th from web
"How's your constipation problem, Dr Watson?" "No shit, Sherlock."
3:11 PM Nov 9th from web
The theme from WACaday #songsthatjedwardshouldsing
4:28 PM Nov 10th from web
Re-watching Beautiful People before S2 starts on Friday. Got to the big musical number. Awesome.
8:40 PM Nov 10th from web
"I was eating a Cornish pasty when Sharon Stone flashed her gash in Basic Instinct. I've not been able to eat a recipe West of Bristol since
9:50 PM Nov 10th from web