I started the week on Twitter as I ended the last, still quoting the first series of Beautiful People
, and ended up quoting the second series once that started airing on Friday. And, of course, lots of X Factor
(t)wittering as usual.
Spam emails seem to go in cycles. Right now apparently I needn't worry about my erections, but should be buying many a new watch.
2:19 PM Nov 11th from web
"I like a nice dwarf." "Childbirth doesn't hurt unless you're a naturally whiny person." #beautifulpeople
2:45 PM Nov 11th from web
"He said my tits were like two upturned creme brulees. Without the burnt bits at the bottom." #beautifulpeople
2:49 PM Nov 11th from web
Just watched The Dark Knight. Was pretty good - a lot better than Batman Begins anyway.
7:45 PM Nov 11th from web
I guess Mum decided just in time that she wants to see La Cage Aux Folles, it's closing after Xmas.
8:40 PM Nov 11th from web
I'd totallly sorted out my sleeping pattern, then that cold last week came along and fracked it back up.
11:45 AM Nov 12th from web
@coxyine17 And I hope nobody got paid for coming up with that tagline. "Titans. Will. Clash." Oh, I never guessed that from the title.
2:52 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to coxyine17
@coxyine17 "Lambs! Will be! Silent!" "This man! Is! A spider!" "Madison County! Has! Some bridges!"
4:00 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to coxyine17
PT was being assessed today so he went into über-sadistic mode. (I shouldn't complain; predictably, I now feel amazing.)
12:00 PM Nov 13th from txt
Watched last night's Misfits - was a lot better than I expected. I liked them taking the piss out of the chavvy one's accent.
2:43 PM Nov 13th from web
"If you're scared, if you're scared, you may pass a nutty motion. If it hurts, if it hurts, please be sure to use some lotion." Genius.
10:54 PM Nov 13th from web
@sutty76 "What's in your handbag, a brick?" "Do you have a problem with that?"
11:04 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to sutty76
@sutty76 Kylie's mum is brilliant.
11:12 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to sutty76
@nick00031 I'm having to restrain myself not to tweet half the lines from the show.
11:21 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to nick00031
There goes another umbrella :( Bloody apocalyptic weather!
12:29 PM Nov 14th from txt
2010 calendars in HMV include Cliff Richard in a string vest. Cliff. Richard. In. A. String. Vest. THE HORROR!
3:36 PM Nov 14th from txt
Dear Sting: We're short a special guest next week, come on plz. #xfactor
8:08 PM Nov 14th from web
Who told Jamie he needed to do his hair so he'd look MORE like Sideshow Bob? #xfactor
8:15 PM Nov 14th from web
Oh. My God. Lloyd thought last week was GOOD? #xfactor
8:22 PM Nov 14th from web
You've done pretty much all the Queen-based puns there are Dermot, but you don't seem to be stopping :( #xfactor
8:28 PM Nov 14th from web
"Hahahahahaha" Simon is amused when Dermot kisses his arse. #xfactor
8:32 PM Nov 14th from web
Olly broke his finger punching the twins therefore it's all Jedward's fault, Simon wants them out #conspiracytheory #xfactor
8:33 PM Nov 14th from web
No, please, DO stop him now! #xfactor
8:34 PM Nov 14th from web
Has everyone this week dressed from the Olly Murs wardrobe of sprayed-on trousers? It's a bit wrong when it's ickle Joe #xfactor
8:43 PM Nov 14th from web
"Safe as houses" the Cowell kiss of death. 'Bye Joe. #xfactor
8:45 PM Nov 14th from web
Why did I even wonder what song Danyl would be doing? Danyl to go pls, "Champions" would be THE funniest week for him to go #xfactor
9:20 PM Nov 14th from web
Yah, thumbs up choir, you were worthy of sharing my stage CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT #xfactor
9:22 PM Nov 14th from web
Um. Did a "family" show just end with the companion doing what I think she just did? Complaints ahoy. #doctorwho
8:10 PM Nov 15th from web
So, Olly and Joe on first in the song, Joe gets the last line, I wonder if they're expected to be the final 2? Hmmm. #xfactor
8:33 PM Nov 15th from web
Oh well either way Jamie won't go :( #xfactor
8:39 PM Nov 15th from web
Go on Dannii, screw Simon over and send Jamie home. #xfactor
8:41 PM Nov 15th from web
Although it'd be typical if Lloyd went after his best (these things are all relative) performance #xfactor
8:42 PM Nov 15th from web
Since when has "Sweet Child of Mine" been a fluffy family-friendly ditty? Did I miss a memo?
8:45 PM Nov 15th from web
"Potential to get better" = Louis ain't voting Jamie #xfactor
8:45 PM Nov 15th from web
I don't like Lloyd but so want this shit performance to be the one that knocks t'afro out. #xfactor
8:50 PM Nov 15th from web
Yes! Complain about that deadlock result why don't you, Cowell? #xfactor
8:54 PM Nov 15th from web
"It's not the end, only the beginning." You've got that wrong Jamie, it's the end. #xfactor
8:57 PM Nov 15th from web
"What's next for you Jamie?" "McDonalds, road-sweeping, Netto, suicide? Loads of options." #xfactor
8:58 PM Nov 15th from web
Man in gym showers uses hairdryer to dry entire body EXCEPT HIS HAIR, more news as we get it.
12:26 PM Nov 16th from txt
Avenue Q closing on March 13th. Er, again.
2:59 PM Nov 16th from web
Abi Titwanks as Lady Macbeth? Ahahahaha. Hahahaha. Hahahahahaha. Ha. PS: Hahahaha.
3:18 PM Nov 16th from web
In my own clunky way I fixed the problem with my mobile broadband. *iz clever*
12:02 PM Nov 17th from web