Final Twitter roundup for this year:http://twitpic.com/uscvl
- Liz Jones, new byline photo
12:45 PM Dec 23rd from TwitPic
Woo! Self-checkout gave me two fivers in change instead of one! Early Xmas present.
2:26 PM Dec 23rd from txt
RT @CherylKerl It's at this teim of yea tha ya think of feurks less well-aff than yasen. Peepil leik the utha membaz a Gorls Aloud an that.
5:10 PM Dec 23rd from web
Oh Ros, look at you doing a "What's the Frequency Kenneth?" joke! #spooks
9:15 PM Dec 23rd from web
Fake American woman's "Nu Yoik" accent is getting funnier by the minute. By the end credits I expect her to do an "oy vey." #spooks
9:37 PM Dec 23rd from web
Oh wait, she's dead. Disregard. #spooks
9:38 PM Dec 23rd from web
Looks like I'm going to Mum's tonight after all... can't get a cab for tomorrow morning. Oh well.
2:53 PM Dec 24th from web
As a special omen of the Dr Who Xmas Special tomorrow, the bus driver looks like Cribbins.
6:35 PM Dec 24th from txt
Oh dear Dame Victoria Wood's special is more miss than hit...
9:31 PM Dec 24th from web
So it was basically three very long, not-very-good sketches chopped into shorter bits? #VictoriaWood
9:55 PM Dec 24th from web
Yeesh, did ClaireFromSteps eat the rest of the band?
10:35 PM Dec 24th from web
I think she's pregnant but that doesn't explain it all, unless she's got a baby in each cheek.
10:38 PM Dec 24th from web
RT @helencairns @nick730 my mum said the same thing, I said she was pregnant, mum said 'what? With a pie?'. My mum=awesome.
10:50 PM Dec 24th from web
QUICK TURN OVER, IT'S GINA YASHERE! Blimey she's lost some weight. Maybe she fed it to Claire.
10:53 PM Dec 24th from web
Has she brought someone in to whoop at every word she says?
10:57 PM Dec 24th from web
I love how the Beeb are trailing the hell out of Being Human Series 2.
11:30 PM Dec 24th from web
Happy Christmas Tweeple.
12:01 AM Dec 25th from web
In hiding - Mum got the Michael BOOB-LAY CD for Xmas and is insisting on singing along.
11:53 AM Dec 25th from web
Mum doesn't do Xmas lunch until about 3pm and then wonders why I spend all morning eating snacks.
1:12 PM Dec 25th from web
Stepdad's cousin: "He used to come in the Nun's Head." Must. Not. Snigger.
4:36 PM Dec 25th from web
Well that was cheerful and made complete sense. Ahem. #doctorwho
7:03 PM Dec 25th from web
Also, Timothy Dalton: You're not on stage now, no need to dribble. #doctorwho
7:07 PM Dec 25th from web
*phew* I seem to be back on teh internets. I hope it lasts, it's Boxing Day so it's not like I've got anything else to do.
10:32 AM Dec 26th from web
Having a "bracing" (i.e. cold) walk along the Thames Path.
1:09 PM Dec 26th from txt
My iPod's on random and having a Dusty Springfield marathon. Clever iPod!
1:20 PM Dec 26th from txt
Heh, now it's Barrowman duetting with D-Boys, my iPod is SO gay! Oh, wait, who put these songs on in the first place. Maybe I'm a gayist!
1:23 PM Dec 26th from txt
First things I bought with Xmas money: Books and a latte. Rock, and indeed, roll.
2:42 PM Dec 26th from web
Doubling Hamlet Sr and Claudius doesn't really work on screen, does it? #hamlet
5:40 PM Dec 26th from web
Oliver Ford Davies's Polonius is great, but nothing beats Dame Richard Briers' EVIL PSYCHO BASTARD!Polonius #hamlet
5:53 PM Dec 26th from web
I've got a splinter in my foot! See #hamlet
you think you've got problems!
6:36 PM Dec 26th from web
Heh, they did the "cunt...ry matters" reading of that line. #hamlet
6:41 PM Dec 26th from web
It's a bit weird seeing Ed Bennett demoted back to Laertes. #hamlet
7:39 PM Dec 26th from web
I'm assuming that's the Actual Human SkullTM they used for Yorick in the stage production? #hamlet
7:47 PM Dec 26th from web
@littleatomies It's still a bit tricky to buy "look at this picture... now this one... ewww, they're so completely different!" #hamlet
8:01 PM Dec 26th from web in reply to littleatomies
Will I get lynched if I preferred the understudy to Tennant? #hamlet
8:09 PM Dec 26th from web
If there's always that much totty at the gym on a Sunday I should go more often.
11:23 AM Dec 27th from web
My Sweet Lard #fatsongs
11:49 PM Dec 27th from web
Fat's The Way (a-ha a-ha) I Like It #fatsongs
8:20 AM Dec 28th from web
Just watched last night's Outnumbered. Best Xmas TV this year by a mile.
4:38 PM Dec 28th from web
The charades scene had me crying with laughter. "I think he's doing The Bible. All of it." #outnumbered
4:39 PM Dec 28th from web
And Karen doing An Inconvenient Truth. "It was a drowning polar bear!" #outnumbered
4:41 PM Dec 28th from web
Whoa, has this bus had its seats refurbished? Shame they didn't sweep the floor while they were at it.
5:58 PM Dec 28th from txt
Ew my face is all swollen and my eyes are streaming, what have I had an allergic reaction to?
8:59 AM Dec 29th from web
@sutty76 It's normally cats but I've not been anywhere near one. I've taken an antihistamine, seems to be helping.
9:14 AM Dec 29th from web
I've gymmed, I've grocery shopped, now it's raining and I'm ensconced and cosy for the rest of the day, I MAY EVEN NAP!
2:27 PM Dec 29th, 2009 from web
I do believe you have great physical charms but my gosh, you are acutely aware of this circumstance. #19thcenturyraplyrics
7:02 PM Dec 29th, 2009 from web
My woes number almost one hundred, however I am not in posession of a female dog. #19thcenturyraplyrics
7:05 PM Dec 29th, 2009 from web
I've recorded last night's Triffids, but after reading everyone's comments on here I don't think I'll bother watching it.
7:56 PM Dec 29th, 2009 from web