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Twitter ye not 42: Fluorescent 
6th-Jan-2010 12:53 pm
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Yeah, yeah, New Year, Celebrity Big Brother, snow, blah blah etc etc. Clearly what this week on Twitter has really been all about was my awesome score at Gay Bowling on Monday.

Haircut, gym, shower, knackered. How do people with *proper* jobs manage it?
12:06 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from web

Dear telly, feel free to go back to showing stuff I might actually want to watch. Any time now would be good.
5:31 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from web

"I like to think Michael's looking down at all the children and holding his crotch." Genius. #Miranda
10:35 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from web

LOL @ "Arlene: The Long Walk To Freedom." #Miranda
10:56 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from web

Oh noes Michelle Moan's got an OBE! Does that mean the Queen wears her bras? *bokes*
9:13 AM Dec 31st, 2009 from web

Blimey, hot guy overload at gym today. An Ian Somerhalder-alike? Don't mind if I do.
11:23 AM Dec 31st, 2009 from txt

Boots fizzy vitamin tablets make your pee go fluorescent. They should use that as the main selling point.
12:54 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from web

Happy 2010 Twitter!
12:01 AM Jan 1st from txt

Oh dear, O2 broadband's gone kaput on my laptop, having to resort to dialup - not the best omen for the new year!
11:53 AM Jan 1st from web

Is it STILL not Doctor Who time? Honestly, this 2010 business is dragging.
5:09 PM Jan 1st from web

A 15-minute regeneration? They've had to publish an extra volume of the dictionary just to fit the term "self-indulgent."
7:58 PM Jan 1st from web

So going from the trailer "Geronimo!" is the new "Allons-y?"
8:57 PM Jan 1st from web

Oh, there we go, New Year's Day's not over yet and the first Creme Egg advert's been on.
9:28 PM Jan 1st from web

Well you should know what that Michael Jackson photo is Brooker, you mentioned it on your Screenwipe review.
9:55 PM Jan 1st from web

Oh good, we needed David Tennant to make another TV appearance, he's not been on much lately. #bigfatquiz
10:34 PM Jan 1st from web

Watching the regeneration again. "I don't wanna go" is hardly "It is the end... but the moment has been prepared for some time" is it?
12:05 AM Jan 2nd from web

But Matt Smith's face going straight from screaming to "guh?" = that's me sold, in his first half-a-second in the role.
12:07 AM Jan 2nd from web

Green tea is such an acquired taste. Before: "Aaargh!" Now: "Om nom nom."
2:08 PM Jan 2nd from web

Totty Sunday: DILF edition.
2:32 PM Jan 3rd from txt

@MrStevieWebb I couldn't be a Quaker, I don't think I could handle eating all that porridge.
8:37 PM Jan 3rd from web in reply to MrStevieWebb

From what I've heard there's nobody I fancy in Celeb BB, so don't expect to see me watching past the launch night. #cbb
8:41 PM Jan 3rd from web

@sutty76 I only bothered last year 'cause of Dame Ben Adams.
8:56 PM Jan 3rd from web in reply to sutty76

So the house theme is "heaven and hell and, er, some fairground stuff we had left over in the props store." #cbb7
9:05 PM Jan 3rd from web

A completely unknown tit model? Well she'd better be a racialist or what's the point of her? #cbb7
9:09 PM Jan 3rd from web

"Millions of homes saved millions of pounds." So each home saved £1? Doesn't really seem worth it for all that brightdancing.
9:15 PM Jan 3rd from web

How right you were Davina, these totally aren't the same people who've been leaked in the tabs for weeks now. #cbb7
9:18 PM Jan 3rd from web

"A music industry rebel." On Big Brother. Oh I can't even be bothered any more. #cbb7
9:26 PM Jan 3rd from web

RT @sutty76 Lady soverign is my 5th favourite Dj named after Argos jewellery #cbb7
9:28 PM Jan 3rd from web

That's it Sisqo, do some of your new material. Oh, wait. #cbb7
9:36 PM Jan 3rd from web

RT @stevenperkins "Is that the devil on the door? That's the devil, right?" No, Sisqo. That's Davina. #cbb7
9:39 PM Jan 3rd from web

What? I thought Michael Jackson was dead!!!!!!!!!!!! #cbb7
9:43 PM Jan 3rd from web

When my sister was at University, Dane Bowers DJ'd and she and her friends pretended to be fangirls. They spent all night shouting "Dwayne!"
9:46 PM Jan 3rd from web

He's controlled his tourette's? Not on Buzzcocks he hadn't. #cbb7
9:54 PM Jan 3rd from web

"I'll touch base..." Good job his name isn't Cloth-hunter. I SAID... #cbb7
9:55 PM Jan 3rd from web

RT @tgoodmanh Vinnie and Alex final two. All others dead.
10:02 PM Jan 3rd from web

RT @serafinowicz Heidi Fleiss looks like somebody ironed Iggy Pop #cbb
10:14 PM Jan 3rd from web

"How longer will they fit in together for eh?" That's it Davina, just say words, don't worry about the order. #cbb7
10:16 PM Jan 3rd from web

@merseytart Absolutely. I don't fancy any of them so this series is dead to me.
10:32 PM Jan 3rd from web in reply to merseytart

Was woken up at 3:30am by the Dogtanian theme tune getting stuck in my brain.
8:38 AM Jan 4th from web

Now, was that Sarah Hadlund from Miranda at the gym? If only she'd Talked To Miss Heather Small so I could be sure.
12:06 PM Jan 4th from txt

Not that it's cold today but some washing I'd hung out to dry was frozen solid.
12:36 PM Jan 4th from web

When God prays, he prays to Bono #bonofacts
5:00 PM Jan 4th from web

Two strikes in a row! Yay me!
8:35 PM Jan 4th from txt

Won the first game - scored 138!
8:56 PM Jan 4th from txt

Apparently the snow's on its way to That London... again...
2:51 PM Jan 5th from web

This snowpocalypse we've had threatened seems to have been delayed. By the wrong kind of snow?
7:09 PM Jan 5th from web

@gemmal1982 No; it was meant to start "soon after it got dark" so it's 5hrs+ late so far.
10:05 PM Jan 5th from web in reply to gemmal1982

This Mitchell & Webb book is £7.11 on Amazon - I knew it'd be worth waiting till after Xmas.
10:07 PM Jan 5th from web

Is it not a bit rude for We Need Answers to keep using that photo where Sophie Grigson was roughly a third the size she is now?
10:12 PM Jan 5th from web

Oh, the snow seems to have finally turned up. Although so far it looks like normal snow, not the SNOWPOCALYPSE!
10:43 PM Jan 5th from web
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