The usual gubbins on Twitter from me this past week - first off a terrifying back-page cover of Attitude
's car-crash-in-chief Oliver Thornton; Tomasz Schafernaker he ain't) was the cause of an extended tirade about that show, still memorably deranged a couple of years later. And then the usual stuff - word games, half-hearted commentary on Popstar to Operastar
and Dancing on Ice
, and finally some slightly confused comments on Damages
Ewww, Oliver Thornton's this month's @AttitudeMag back page fitness bod. No wonder they didn't promote it. Think I'll stick with The Schaf.
12:01 PM Feb 10th from web
@stevenperkins I'm going to read the article to see if he says when he's leaving Priscilla, then I can go see it.
12:21 PM Feb 10th from web in reply to stevenperkins
@stevenperkins But that's exactly it, DESPITE everything else he was STILL by miles the worst thing in Rent.
12:40 PM Feb 10th from web in reply to stevenperkins
@stevenperkins My favourite bit was the freezing cold homeless people in fur coats and hotpants.
1:01 PM Feb 10th from web in reply to stevenperkins
@stevenperkins And let us never speak of Angel going up the stairway to Heaven.
1:20 PM Feb 10th from web in reply to stevenperkins
@stevenperkins At least by the time I saw it he wasn't wearing wings but I've heard tales told of the previews, oh the stories I've heard.
1:36 PM Feb 10th from web in reply to stevenperkins
Right, better go do stuff. There's no food in the flat so that might be a good start.
1:59 PM Feb 10th from web
Macey Earl Grey #teatimetunes
2:36 PM Feb 10th from web
Totty Wednesday: I think his photo can go in the dictionary next to "DILF"
4:11 PM Feb 10th from txt
After fracking MONTHS of writer's block, guess who just wrote five pages? (Clue: It's me.)
3:20 PM Feb 11th from web
Fuck knows if it's any good of course but that's more of a "second draft" concern, for now there's something on the page, that'll do.
3:21 PM Feb 11th from web
RT @mrchrisaddison Very much enjoying Living TV's new ghost current affairs show, Paranorama.
3:27 PM Feb 11th from web
Been writing today. Finished the first draft. Halle-frickin'-lujah.
3:46 PM Feb 12th from web
@helencairns Thanks! *celebrates wildly with a cup of tea*
3:59 PM Feb 12th from web in reply to helencairns
Yes, I think I'll be going to see this. http://tinyurl.com/y8jx2m5
His name is Inigo Montoya. You killed his father. Prepare to die.
5:29 PM Feb 12th from web
I'm assuming Mr M. Loaf will be doing the opera remix of Bat Out of Hell? #popstatooperastar
9:04 PM Feb 12th from web
Oh, it *is* an even more operatic Bat Out of Hell. This is even weirder than Deal or No Deal in togas. #popstartooperastar
9:53 PM Feb 12th from web
*tsk* Marcella wuz robbed #popstartooperastar
9:57 PM Feb 12th from web
It's a shame the D in Lindt is silent. "Lint" sounds like it's chocolate made of bellybutton fluff, and that's less appealing.
10:00 PM Feb 12th from web
Testing: Tweeting from new mobile.
4:06 PM Feb 13th from txt
Honestly, you turn water into wine ONCE and every Saturday night a load of pissheads turn up with a bucket of water #tweetlikejesus
11:31 PM Feb 13th from web
Oh so what if I sometimes forget to close the door behind me? I actually *was* born in a barn. #tweetlikejesus
11:46 PM Feb 13th from web
RT @helencairns So you guys promise to make it clear I don't hate anyone, right? #tweetlikejesus
11:48 PM Feb 13th from web
Judas has got all this new bling but he won't say where he got the money for it. #tweetlikejesus
11:56 PM Feb 13th from web
It's actually pronounced He-SUS #tweetlikejesus
12:00 AM Feb 14th from web
Has Totty Sunday been cancelled & no one told me? It's been a wasteland for WEEKS.
1:19 PM Feb 14th from txt
The Golden (Shower) Girls #comedyporn
7:53 PM Feb 14th from web
Did Keiron just kiss the girl? Is he trying to prove he can do acting? #doi
8:28 PM Feb 14th from web
Diff'rent Strokes (of the whip) #comedyporn
8:34 PM Feb 14th from web
Are You Being Serviced? #comedyporn
8:38 PM Feb 14th from web
Ew, Holly fancying Gary Lucy. He's oilier than a Scottish Mars bar. #doi
8:46 PM Feb 14th from web
Sleb Spot: Zoe wotsit off of Survivors, sitting behind me @ Hampstead Theatre.
8:59 PM Feb 15th from txt
Got almost no sleep last night. Dear My Own Body, pls to stop conspiring against me ta.
11:09 AM Feb 16th from web
@kerrymctweety @rad6380 All I remember about last season is W Hurt slurred all his lines and T Olyphant made me feel *funny* in my tummy.
1:49 PM Feb 16th from web
@kerrymctweety @rad6380 But I don't think either of them's in S3 so that's probably not relevant. Celebrity Lesbian Lily Tomlin though!
1:50 PM Feb 16th from web
Ew, I wish there was an alternative Radio Times cover this week. The "food fight" cover looks like they've vomited on each other.
2:59 PM Feb 16th via txt
It's been chucking it down all day. Actually feels like ages since it rained properly, it's all been snow this year. Rain's like a novelty.
5:48 PM Feb 16th via txt
The theatre loo has graffiti in the style of a Facebook update, complete with "0 comments" and "X likes this."
7:16 PM Feb 16th via txt
@kerrymctweety Maybe Timothy Olyphant's hotness secretly *was* the entire point of the last season?
10:57 PM Feb 16th via web in reply to kerrymctweety