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Tweet and lowdown 10: Preferential treatment and cake 
26th-May-2010 12:27 pm
I seem to go through different phases of what I use Twitter for: Sometimes it's, as I've sometimes described it, like a very slow chatrooom. At the moment I'm mostly using it via text to give a running commentary on my life. So this week for instance, as pretinama's Civil Partnership was a bigger affair than Evil Alex's, I was able to be in the background JUDGING everything. Also this week: My most-retweeted tweet EVARZ so far. It involved me mocking someone in pain, but it's OK - the person in pain was Bono.

Why do I keep getting static shocks today? I'm pretty sure I didn't have a battery for breakfast.
12:41 PM May 19th via web

Why's it called a Buffalo Stance? Has a buffalo ever stood like that? I want answers, Neneh!
6:20 PM May 19th via txt

@helencairns Thanks - I knew what the pose was just not where it got its name. Slightly disappointed it's not connected to mozzarella.
11:12 PM May 19th via web in reply to helencairns

Despite the days of the week no longer meaning much to me, I still find it odd not having theatre to go to on a Thursday.
6:44 PM May 20th via web

I'm sweating like a paedo at a Bieber concert. (Look, just saying "it's quite warm today" is boring, OK?)
2:38 PM May 21st via web

Totty Friday: Aw, some gays. Bless.
3:33 PM May 21st via txt

I'm not reading anyone's tweets tonight. Not being rude, just been out so haven't seen Ashes to Ashes yet. So laterz.
11:25 PM May 21st via web

Caught up with Ashes to Ashes. *phew* they weren't in space.
1:58 PM May 22nd via web

Bono's surgery was to treat severe burns to his arse, caused by the sun shining out of it.
8:18 PM May 22nd via web

Oh, great. I've got a window seat with no actual window, just a wall. Good job I've got a book with me.
11:12 AM May 23rd via txt

5 minutes from the train station my arse. It took me at least 10 & I'm awesome. How long would it take a lesser mortal?
12:40 PM May 23rd via txt

Verdict on gay wedding #2: Could Be Gayer.
2:05 PM May 23rd via txt

Although, I did wonder when the registrar said "they will now present their rings to each other."
2:06 PM May 23rd via txt

Well, at least Bedford's got lots of topless men. Now if only they were *attractive* topless men...
2:34 PM May 23rd via txt

Oh noes there's a child at this table, I shall stay silent. I don't really "do" U-rated conversation.
3:41 PM May 23rd via txt

I've decided Bedford's scary. It looks like a toy village but is roamed by gangs of feral youths. Mind you, that one there: Would.
6:01 PM May 23rd via txt

THIS is why I save up my Caffè Nero vouchers all winter: Iced mocha om nom nom.
6:09 PM May 24th via txt

Sleb Spot: Benedict Cumberbatch, in the shade of one of the giant armchairs at the National Theatre.
6:16 PM May 24th via txt

Pretty boys! Stop taunting me by standing right in front of me looking flirty, then having your girlfriends turn up!
7:22 PM May 24th via txt

History Boy Spot: Jamie Parker, sadly not with his cock out this time.
7:24 PM May 24th via txt

How fucking rude! Someone nicked my programme while I was in the loo!
8:51 PM May 24th via txt

I hope that woman IS pregnant, I let her skip the queue for the driers. I hope I'm not giving her preferential treatment for being fat.
11:39 AM May 25th via txt

You shouldn't be allowed preferential treatment AND cake.
11:41 AM May 25th via txt

Come to think of it, if she's pregnant, shouldn't the baby be in her tummy, not her arse?
11:42 AM May 25th via txt
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