If people are so worried about the cost of us doing the Olympics, why are they so desperate for us to host the World Cup as well?
12:16 PM May 26th via web
I don't think I've ever seen a pub with an outdoor pool table before.
7:37 PM May 26th via txt
Just got an email entitled "Katy Brand/Funny Women." You don't often see spam advertising two entirely different things.
5:31 PM May 27th via web
Playwright Spot: Jonathan Harvey at his new play in Hampstead.
7:03 PM May 27th via txt
*tsk* now J Harvey & friends crowding where I was standing to be clearly visible when Jan arrives.
7:06 PM May 27th via txt
Honestly, this week people just seem to WANT to be run over by buses.
11:44 AM May 28th via txt
I knew there was a reason I'd booked to see Wolfboy again - @danielboys has joined the new cast.
12:41 PM May 28th via web
.@danielboys and @Greggoires on the same stage? The ushers'll be mopping semen off the front row every night. (Too far?)
12:42 PM May 28th via web
Genuinely lost sleep last night over what changes Avenue Q will have to make now Gary Coleman's dead.
11:59 AM May 29th via web
@helencairns "I haven't felt this good since I... *cross out "sued my parents," replace with "was alive."* Sorted!
12:23 PM May 29th via web in reply to helencairns
I wonder if the person who owes me (and a load of other people) an apology even realises it...
1:03 PM May 30th via web
Four consecutive days without theatre and I'm slowly going insane. I think I may have an addiction.
8:14 PM May 30th via web
@helencairns Thanks but I think that makes you an enabler.
8:39 PM May 30th via web in reply to helencairns
I'm sleeping so much lately, I think needing to get up for the loo every so often is all that's stopping me from slipping into a coma.
5:04 PM May 31st via web
Was the "Rachel is named after Rachel from Friends" line there solely to make me feel old? #glee
11:43 PM May 31st via web
@marctendo She even paused a bit so you could work out if that was physically possible. If she's meant to be 16 (ha!) it is :(
11:54 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to marctendo
I'm not sure what this play's supposed to be about. I'm not convinced the writer knows either.
8:41 PM Jun 1st via txt