So one of this week's hashtag games was #shittributeacts
; I assumed it meant rubbish tribute acts but no, it was quite literally shit
tribute acts. Look, Twitter is the wittier of the social networking sites 99% of the time, but it can have a day off, right?..
It's not racist if that bloke's afro made me think "70s sitcom!" is it?
3:26 PM Jun 30th via txt
Rihanna singing the line "I like the way it hurts" is surely pushing irony to its limits.
12:56 PM Jul 1st via web
Emperor Clementine #scififood
12:50 PM Jul 2nd via web
Looks like I'm going to Pride tomorrow...
6:30 PM Jul 2nd via web
Just waiting for Evil Alex to arrive & the parade to start. The two aren't connected... I think.
1:32 PM Jul 3rd via txt
Pride Spot: That Gay off Shipwrecked.
4:03 PM Jul 3rd via txt
At least vuvuzelas have been kept to a minimum - I was worried there'd be more #pride
5:08 PM Jul 3rd via txt
Yeah, it's getting to the point where being sober is a disadvantage now. #pride
5:44 PM Jul 3rd via txt
The Small Faeces #shittributeacts
9:42 PM Jul 3rd via web
Jobbie Osbourne #shittributeacts
9:45 PM Jul 3rd via web
The Mamas and The Poo-pas #shittributeacts
9:47 PM Jul 3rd via web
Cowpat Benatar #shittributeacts
10:00 PM Jul 3rd via web
Paul Dung #shittributeacts
10:02 PM Jul 3rd via web
LL Stool J #shittributeacts
10:03 PM Jul 3rd via web
Enema Bunton #shittributeacts
10:06 PM Jul 3rd via web
Barry Shite #shittributeacts
10:08 PM Jul 3rd via web
Happy 4th of July, Americans: Celebrating the day we said "whatever, keep it, see if we care."
1:02 PM Jul 4th via web
Been ages since I was the first person at bowling - in this weather I bet it'll be quiet this month.
6:58 PM Jul 5th via txt
132 first game! I think that might be my best-ever score.
8:43 PM Jul 5th via txt
@Barcles I spent all night trying to stop myself mentioning how much that bloke looked like David Mitchell.
11:52 PM Jul 5th via web in reply to Barcles
Yeesh, my abs feel like they're bruised. My trainer's latest exercise idea is lethal.
9:48 AM Jul 6th via txt
Ugh, Twilight on the cover of the Radio Times, is there no escape?
3:52 PM Jul 6th via txt