Clearly my tweets have special powers - this week's roundup includes me complaining about the Big Giant Head posters outside the Old Vic. On our way to the Union last night, we noticed that the scary, overly-high-definition portraits had been replaced by more traditional promo photos of the plays. (Now if only that could actually improve the shows they're advertising...)
I'm not convinced "The Remains of the Day: The Musical!" is a good idea...
5:08 PM Jul 14th via web
So I see Gillian McKeith has been shit-stirring again. I SAID...
5:30 PM Jul 14th via web
Sleb Spot: I got smiled at by Joe Armstrong *swoon*
7:32 PM Jul 14th via txt
Ooh, I'm getting a new shower installed! Not that I ever use the one at home any more...
2:32 PM Jul 15th via web
I can understand why Fat Bob would want to rejoin Take That, but why have they taken him back? They hardly need him.
3:57 PM Jul 15th via web
I hope the Old Vic's next season has a new poster theme; the Big Giant Heads are creepy. And have huge pores.
6:22 PM Jul 15th via txt
OK, I'm blind without my glasses but even I could see that guy was checking me out in the shower. Not interested but the attention's nice.
11:49 AM Jul 16th via txt
The changing room was full of ugly men with porn-size cocks today. The lord giveth and the lord taketh away...
12:05 PM Jul 16th via txt
@stevenperkins Don't worry, fear of flying is a myth. You've probably just got fear of crashing.
12:45 PM Jul 16th via web in reply to stevenperkins
Irritating Sleb Spot: Hattie Morahan, Hammersmith.
7:01 PM Jul 16th via txt
Because a man wearing Crocs isn't bad enough, I've now seen: A man in PINK Crocs. They make pink Crocs in men's sizes? And people buy them?
1:16 PM Jul 18th via web
Nelson Mandela invented the vuvuzela #liesaboutcelebsthatrhyme
8:41 PM Jul 18th via web
Debbie Gibson prefers condoms with ribs on #liesaboutcelebsthatrhyme
8:43 PM Jul 18th via web
Sigourney Weaver trims her nails with a cleaver #liesaboutcelebsthatrhyme
8:46 PM Jul 18th via web
I haven't had any carbs all weekend. By tomorrow I'll be having bread cravings.
10:56 PM Jul 18th via web
Sleb Spot: Graham Norton looking haggard, Royal Court.
6:52 PM Jul 19th via txt
Tom Burke is totally stalking me. Still, anything's better than Paul Gambaccini.
6:35 PM Jul 20th via txt