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Tweet and lowdown 30: More time for the sniper 
13th-Oct-2010 02:54 pm
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So after weeks of hearing people complain about New Twitter I finally got it as well, and I can't say I'm surprised everyone's pissed off with it; in common with many an "improvement" they've flooded the screen with unnecessary, distracting gubbins, while as far as I can tell it seems to do less of the stuff that was actually quite useful. Ah well, so long as it still allows me to gabble on about telly as if it matters, I suppose...

Sleb Spot: Paddy Considine, Wellington St.
7 Oct via txt

Ah, it seems that finally, I'm the last person to get #newtwitter. I think I can see why it hasn't set the world alight.
7 Oct via web

It's rather *busy* isn't it? Not good, when what I liked about Twitter was its lack of Facebook's pointless bells & whistles #newtwitter
7 Oct via web

Classic - Sesame Street Old Spice ad: youtube.com/watch?v=zkd5dJ… via @youtube
9 Oct via Tweet Button

Waterloo East Theatre's foyer is like reception in a small office. I feel like I'm here for an interview.
9 Oct via txt

"There's a surprise in store." The only surprise will be if there *isn't* a wildcard. #xfactor
9 Oct via web

Hee, Cheryl's already got booed. #xfactor
9 Oct via web

"The theme is Number Ones." *insert inevitable Number Twos joke* #xfactor
9 Oct via web

Is it me, or are they undecided on whether to sing "Billionnaire" or "Millionnaire"? #xfactor
9 Oct via web

So John's my sweepy? Well at least it's not someone hateful, but I'll be out by next week. #xfactor
9 Oct via web

Rebecca couldn't be more of a Scouse stereotype if she was wearing a shellsuit yelling "Calm down!" #xfactor
9 Oct via web

Storm is now almost entirely Scottish. #xfactor
9 Oct via web

I hope NotLouis has some utter insanity left over for Nicolo after this #xfactor
9 Oct via web

The trouble with using current songs, Simon, is everyone can remember what they're *supposed* to sound like. i.e not like this. #xfactor
9 Oct via web

With all the stuff about how frail she is, are we allowed to mention she can't actually sing? #xfactor
9 Oct via web

Oompa Loompa went to top trending topic as soon as Diva Fever appeared. Coincidence? #xfactor
9 Oct via web

That blue corridor looks like a shotgun sight. So very apt when Hatey's in front of it. #xfactor
9 Oct via web

Hatey, please forget the lines again. Anything that'll stop you singing. #xfactor
9 Oct via web

Well, that one correct note she managed to hit in the whole song totally justifies her inclusion in the live rounds. *rolleyes* #xfactor
9 Oct via web

"You're not trying to look like anybody else." No, ofLADYGAGAcourse she isn't. #xfactor
9 Oct via web

I thought the Dawn French makeover was better than this Pam St Clement one. #xfactor
9 Oct via web

"Could you imagine 6 months ago being here?" "No, I imagined being on the other talent show I was on." #xfactor
9 Oct via web

Hmm. Nicolo not quite as demented as I'd hoped. #xfactor
9 Oct via web

"Cheryl you out of everyone know it's all about the appearance." Ooh, burn! #xfactor
9 Oct via web

So what with "I don't dance" and now this, is Zein's job in Wand Erection to provide false jeopardy? #xfactor
9 Oct via web

I'd like to say Simon's plan for World domination by Wand Erection took a hit there, but sadly I doubt it'll make a difference. #xfactor
9 Oct via web

"What do you know about styling teenage boys Louis?" His job is launching boybands, Dermot. HIS JOB. #xfactor
9 Oct via web

Oh, no wonder I forgot who hadn't performed yet - it was Aiden. #xfactor
9 Oct via web

Oh Aiden, while singing on live TV is not the time to try and squeeze out a poo. #xfactor
9 Oct via web

RT @stevenperkins Aiden will be genderswitching his songs to be about boys so no one realises he's a lesbian. #xfactor
9 Oct via web

"Last but by no means least. Well, I didn't put her through originally, so by that means least." #xfactor
9 Oct via web

Turning over to QI - I don't think I can cope with the recap. #xfactor
9 Oct via web

So who's going? Two of John / Bel Ami / Fuck Your Donkey? #xfactor
10 Oct via web

Was Aiden even bothering to mime there? He looked like he was just opening and closing his mouth at random. #xfactor
10 Oct via web

RT @helencairns I should have recognised that song long before I did. So should've they #xfactor
10 Oct via web

"You're a scouser and I love those. I can never only eat one!" #xfactor #patronisingbint
10 Oct via web

RT @Chrisrubery Someone looking like Aidan saying "I find it hard to take". Not unfamiliar. #xfactor
10 Oct via web

Is Usher missing out most of the lyrics to his own songs as a special tribute to Hatey? #xfactor
10 Oct via web

Oh come on, TV signal, dying just when MaLIddleJoe comes on? Is he doing the dance? #xfactor
10 Oct via web

John through? Unechspected! #xfactor
10 Oct via web

Oh dear, I fear for Nicolo :( #xfactor
10 Oct via web

Well the judges will save Hatey no matter what so... :( #xfactor
10 Oct via web

At least Nicolo left in appropriate style, by refusing to pretend he wasn't pissed off. #xfactor
10 Oct via web

So they're not doing the acoustic gubbins for bottom 2 this year? Given only about 3 of the acts can hold a tune this may be wise. #xfactor
10 Oct via web

Tonight's version of "the real" Hatey involves wearing her nightie. #xfactor
10 Oct via web

Oh well, look at the bright side: Another week of Hatey, more time for the sniper to focus his sights. #xfactor
10 Oct via web

Not going to bother with #downtonabbey and will give the David Tennant thing a chance. Besides, ITV has died on me again.
10 Oct via web

Wait, David Tennant is using his real accent? Is that even legal? #singlefather
10 Oct via web

Oh, *unf* stubbly gym boy who turned out to have an unexpectedly posh voice.
11 Oct via txt

It's all about the double value - posh totty & bit of rough, all in one.
11 Oct via txt

Posh Theatrical Spot: Harry Hadden-Paton on his mobile, outside Lyric Hammersmith.
11 Oct via txt

A bit surprised he has a mobile. I would have expected a butler to hand-deliver notes on a silver platter.
11 Oct via txt

Just caught up with Only Connect. BLOODY HELL! Well done @RadShef @Chrisrubery @stevenperkins I'd have been ecstatic just getting the wall!
11 Oct via web

I think people will take a while to get used to the new reserved seating at the Young Vic - everyone's queueing anyway.
12 Oct via txt

Hey, turns out I can run now! A bit.
12 Oct via txt
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