I've spent 20 years thinking I imagined this - turned out it actually exists: http://t.co/khiMW0w via @youtube
11:17 AM Feb 2nd via Tweet Button
I'm Nick and I'm bipolar #whatstigma
1:09 PM Feb 2nd via web
My plan not to have a nap this afternoon was partially successful (i.e. it was a more a lie-down than a proper nap.)
4:36 PM Feb 2nd via web
Sat on the tube opposite the world's least convincing midget transvestite. Stilettoes and copious stubble.
6:52 PM Feb 2nd via txt
And a wig that's DEFINITELY mopped a floor or two in its time.
6:53 PM Feb 2nd via txt
@pretinama No anger here. But only Kenny Everett rocked the beard-and-a-frock combo.
12:14 AM Feb 3rd via web in reply to pretinama
Going for a walk while there's a bit of sunshine - we don't want rickets, do we?
2:21 PM Feb 3rd via txt
ANOTHER unconvincing tranny on the tube? Actually this one might be a woman. With the voice of Barry White.
10:47 PM Feb 3rd via txt
Poster ad for a book called "The Rembrandt Secret." Please tell me this is a spoof.
10:53 PM Feb 3rd via txt
@emslj I'm almost impressed that you managed to avoid Sondheim last year. Some shows got staged that even HE'd forgotten he wrote.
4:05 PM Feb 4th via web in reply to emslj
The Union Theatre always seems to have such good-looking audiences. It's handy when there's no totty in the actual play.
8:37 PM Feb 4th via txt
So, only the first #becominghuman was 12 minutes and the rest are just 5? *sadface*
11:29 PM Feb 6th via web
Well done Twitter, you've made me actualLOL several times today *scratches Twitter behind the ear*
3:08 PM Feb 7th via web
*tsk* I saw a penny, I picked it up... where was my bloody good luck then? Certainly not in my bowling scores.
10:29 PM Feb 7th via web
Seriously, I'm getting another cold? This winter's been a nightmare.
10:23 AM Feb 8th via web