Last night I dreamed that two of my friends had an argument about who was the funniest person in the country. In the dream I was backstage at some award ceremony, with my friends Richard and Evil Alex. The latter had, unaccountably, just shared a music award of some description with the comedian Johnny Vegas. Vegas had also won an award on his own, for best comedian. Alex was bragging about his own win and Vegas pointed out he had an award of his own. Alex asked what it was for: "For being the funniest person in the country."
At this Alex seemed genuinely put out and confused, and said "But I thought I was the funniest person in the country?" I replied "Funniest-looking maybe" and Vegas also seemed to be treating this as a joke but Richard took it very seriously, having a real go at Alex and getting very angry with him for the suggestion that he might be the funniest person in the country.
I think I must have decided that even by dream standards this was all getting a bit silly so woke myself up.