A day early with my Twitter roundup 'cause I won't be able to do it tomorrow. This week, I go to Stratford Upon Avon and continue the ongoing quest for the worst Shakespeare pun in a shop name; am underwhelmed by the new Torchwood
; and the Harry Potter
films come to an end.
Oh noes, I'm three days into no-carbs week and someone's eating bread on the tube. *craving*
7:05 PM Jul 13th via Ovi by Nokia
Oh, the Duchess Theatre finally has a proper upgrade system in place instead of "Runaround... NAH!"
7:20 PM Jul 14th via txt
Dear foot-phobic tweeple (there seem to be many of you) - Man sitting next to me at theatre has taken his shoes off. Thought I'd share.
8:39 PM Jul 14th via Ovi by Nokia
The Duchess Theatre's programmes have already erased Sign of the Times from its history #quellesurprise
8:45 PM Jul 14th via Ovi by Nokia
Oh, I'm having that thing where I think people in the street are lip-synching to what's on my iPod.
10:14 PM Jul 14th via txt
And the song was "Everybody's Got The Right To Be Happy" from Assassins, which made it all rather creepy.
10:18 PM Jul 14th via txt
@Chrisrubery It's amazing, but given the context I'd rather strangers didn't sing it to me on a dark street.
10:22 PM Jul 14th via txt
Watched last night's #torchwood
- Verdict: "Meh"ricle Day.
1:59 PM Jul 15th via web
"What am Wales?!?! Why is bridge?!?! Who am tollbooth?!?!" #torchwood
2:08 PM Jul 15th via web
Also, what comic was the Bill Pullman storyline lifted straight out of? I want to say Daredevil. #torchwood
2:11 PM Jul 15th via web
...and this is why I always arrive super-early: Stratford train cancelled AGAIN, alternative arrangements needed.
8:53 AM Jul 16th via Ovi by Nokia
A Saturday in July is always the obvious time to scrap the train to a touristy place, isn't it?
8:56 AM Jul 16th via Ovi by Nokia
Well I got to Stratford, only 40 mins later than planned... getting back to That London will be the next challenge.
11:54 AM Jul 16th via Ovi by Nokia
I can't tell if "Bards Walk Shopping Centre" is an attempted pun on " Boardwalk" or just someone throwing Shakespeary words into a hat.
12:08 PM Jul 16th via Ovi by Nokia
"Pickwick Gallery." Someone's confused. ENTIRELY the wrong writer. #stratford
12:42 PM Jul 16th via Ovi by Nokia
Eww, PDAs on the platform. With tongues. Filthy heterosexuals.
6:23 PM Jul 16th via txt
Bus is almost empty but Italian tourists have chosen to sit at opposite ends and shout a conversation #somestereotypesaretrue
11:07 AM Jul 17th via Ovi by Nokia
Got my 3D glasses on... (I don't really like 3D. It's weird when you already wear glasses.) #harrypotter
1:27 PM Jul 17th via txt
So they made Neville even *more* of a BAMF in the film. I approve. #harrypotter
6:20 PM Jul 17th via Ovi by Nokia
Deathly Hallows, Indian meal, #apprentice
final, that's my Sunday.
7:49 PM Jul 17th via web
Also, going from the trailers: Cowboys & Aliens = Indiana Jones and the Quantum of Independence Day = won't be watching that one.
7:52 PM Jul 17th via web
2hrs 10 mins without interval? Oh National Theatre, what did my bladder ever do to you to deserve this?
6:12 PM Jul 18th via txt
Has EatFullStop ALWAYS done mini pies & mash? Or is the #apprentice
encroaching on reality again?
6:25 PM Jul 18th via txt
Theatrical Spot: Tom Basden, National Theatre cafe. (would.)
7:26 PM Jul 18th via txt