This week on my Twitter feed, it's mainly me spotting famouses in the street, to be honest:
Cher Lloyd gets to number one. Western civilisation collapses. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
10 Aug via web
Pamela Anderson and Tara Reid rumoured for Celeb Big Brother? Show to be renamed Hepatitis CBB.
10 Aug via web
Theatrical Spot: Leanne Jones, Southwark Playhouse bar.
10 Aug via txt
*certain* people, prepare to get overexcited. Sleb Spot: Hugh Bonneville, Southwark Playhouse.
10 Aug via txt
He was screaming "WELLS! WELLS!" OK, he might not have been really.
10 Aug via txt
I love starting a queue. Partly 'cause it means I'm first, mostly to see how quickly people rush to join it.
10 Aug via txt
Michael Winner fleeing the UK? Calm down dear, it's only the collapse of Western civilisation.
11 Aug via Ovi by Nokia
My iPod loves Neil Patrick Harris today - lots of Assassins and Dr Horrible.
12 Aug via Ovi by Nokia
Sleb Spot: The tall one from the Inbetweeners, Trafalgar Studios. Either he slouches or he's not actually that tall.
12 Aug via txt
Sleb Spot: Peter Duncan, The Strand. My 7-year-old self exploded.
12 Aug via txt
@Weez The "short actors" cliche does tend to hold true. V. few are taller than me, and I'm only 5ft 6.
13 Aug via web
After two months without writing a lowculture front page, my plan is for one every day this week. Today is, obviously, Only Connect.
15 Aug via web
Sleb Spot: David Mitchell looking confused by his own phone, Kilburn.
15 Aug via txt
Note to self: Remember to avoid Twitter on Monday nights due to Only Connect spoilers.
15 Aug via Ovi by Nokia