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We the Tweeple 35: *pretend* to give a shit 
16th-Nov-2011 04:25 pm
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This week on my Twitter feed, advance tickets go on sale at the Royal Court and National and it causes the usual bunfight, Russell Tovey leaves Being Human and nobody's that surprised, I get overexcited when Michael Marcus guests in Misfits, and The X Factor continues to exist.

Well, I just about got my Royal Court tickets... They've somehow managed to make their members' booking more stressful than the National's.
9:25 AM 9 Nov via TweetDeck

Wow, the National's new season really ISN'T popular; the website didn't even crash!
8:56 AM 10 Nov via txt

It's 11.11.11.11.11. Or, in American: 11.11.11.11.11.
11:13 AM 11 Nov via trill

@russelltovey I think everyone had kinda spotted you doing everything BUT Being Human this summer. Do we get naked Socha now instead?
6:47 PM 11 Nov via trill

Sleb Spot: Andrew Buchan at the Royal Court.
7:54 PM 11 Nov via txt

So it seems I didn't miss as much of the #xfactor as I'd expected to. Damn.
9:08 PM 12 Nov via TweetDeck

One year that Coca Cola truck is going to run over the kid #adsofthexfactor
9:12 PM 12 Nov via TweetDeck

Somebody, somebody, can anybody find me some Red Bull because I'm slipping into a coma #xfactor
9:21 PM 12 Nov via TweetDeck

"You're really boring Janet, why is that?" It's because last week you ordered her to be more boring, Gary. #xfactor
9:23 PM 12 Nov via TweetDeck

Oh, is that what Siri sounds like? Tom Cruise's daughter has a deeper voice than I expected #adsofthexfactor
9:45 PM 12 Nov via TweetDeck

"It was LITERALLY like having my heart ripped out." Do you have an accurate way of comparing the two, Amelia? I'm willing to help. #xfactor
9:51 PM 12 Nov via TweetDeck

"The Show Must Go On. Unfortunately." #xfactor
9:51 PM 12 Nov via TweetDeck

"The other acts have had all these weeks to be told to change their personality every week." #xfactor
9:54 PM 12 Nov via TweetDeck

Totty Sunday: Ridiculously Attractive Blond Edition.
12:28 PM 13 Nov via txt

@helencairns If they don't put them on boxes, the contestants might actually *gasp* MOVE! #xfactor
8:06 PM 13 Nov via TweetDeck

@helencairns That chip shop Gary won't let Craig go to won't know what hit it if he escapes. #xfactor
8:08 PM 13 Nov via TweetDeck

"Craig never lets me down. He delivers exactly what I order him to every week." #xfactor
8:09 PM 13 Nov via TweetDeck

Next week: Oatibix do a ballid. Judges say "YOU'VE LOST YOUR IDENTITY!" #xfactor
8:09 PM 13 Nov via TweetDeck

"What a mess I made upon your innocence." FILTH! #xfactor #wanderection
8:13 PM 13 Nov via TweetDeck

LIVE BY SATELLITE LINK-UP TO TEN FEET AWAY! #xfactor
8:18 PM 13 Nov via TweetDeck

JLS have got the tune completely wrong on that ABBA cover. And the words. #adsofthexfactor
8:34 PM 13 Nov via TweetDeck

The shops really are taking the competition to make the most egregious Xmas ad seriously this year. #xfactor
8:44 PM 13 Nov via TweetDeck

@helencairns Louis when he no longer has to give a shit is the best. #xfactor
8:46 PM 13 Nov via TweetDeck

@helencairns Sorry, obviously I meant Louis when he no longer has to *pretend* to give a shit. #xfactor
8:47 PM 13 Nov via TweetDeck

I think I'm a bit disappointed Kitty's farewell wasn't "You know what? Sod it" and staging a sit-in. #xfactor
8:59 PM 13 Nov via TweetDeck

Oh good, roadworks just started outside my window :(
9:29 PM 13 Nov via TweetDeck

Iwan Rheon and Michael Marcus both wearing the Superhoodie costume might have been a bit more arousing than I can handle #misfits
11:09 PM 13 Nov via TweetDeck

@Weez He was this week's guest character so you only have to catch up with the one episode.
11:13 PM 13 Nov via TweetDeck

@Weez Sadly he didn't have the stubble in Misfits but beggars can't be choosers.
11:14 PM 13 Nov via TweetDeck

@benhelmina @Weez more to the point, he's in the nuddy in Jumpy, which may have contributed to how vividly I remember that play. #misfits
1:00 PM 14 Nov via web

I've somehow contrived to cut my bottom lip twice while shaving. I look like a vampire who's bitten his own lip.
4:35 PM 14 Nov via TweetDeck

Apparently my Mum spent yesterday cleaning the loo in case Ray Winstone turned up to use it. Funnily enough, he didn't.
5:47 PM 14 Nov via TweetDeck

I mean, he *was* filming next door and the crew asked if they could use her lounge as a green room. She's not a complete mental.
5:48 PM 14 Nov via TweetDeck

*sigh* I filter out about a dozen different Apprentice hashtags, and for the second week running I get spoilered by someone not using one :(
10:15 PM 14 Nov via TweetDeck

"Carcinogenic according to the Daily Mail." Best #onlyconnect category EVER!
12:20 PM 15 Nov via TweetDeck

Although they should have included VRT HNG #onlyconnect
12:21 PM 15 Nov via TweetDeck

Wait, does the entire cast of Horrible Histories live in my neighbourhood? Just seen another one in Sainsburys.
1:36 PM 15 Nov via txt
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