, humans! I never know what to post on Christmas Day but this year I think I've cracked it, with what we can all agree is the ultimate embodiment of the festive spirit: Big Brother
's Chantelle getting winched on top of a Christmas tree outside Lakeside shopping centre, while the people on the ground fail to give a shit.
Er yeah, there really is nothing else to be said about that. See you on the other side of turkey.