Everything's gone a bit quiet on Twitter this week - something to do with Christmas or something. So my feed's mainly been the odd comment about XmasTM
TV. (Yes it was rubbish. Is it ever not?)
We've all known for years that a remote control with a sim card (to ring when you lose it) needs to be invented. WHY ARE WE STILL WAITING?
3:02 PM 21 Dec via TweetDeck
Belated Sleb Spot: John Sessions nodding off in the front row of the Finborough a couple of hours ago.
8:58 PM 21 Dec via TweetDeck
@emslj @dicklefenwick Signs? Really? "Let us invade a planet entirely covered in stuff that will kill us instantly! This is a good plan!"
10:39 PM 21 Dec via TweetDeck
Man in changing room whistling Nicki Minge's Superbass. Sounded like he wolf-whistled me taking my pants off. I take compliments where I can
11:13 PM 22 Dec via txt
Happy Solstice, heathens!
1:02 PM 22 Dec via TweetDeck
Pfft, call that a Christmas video message, Donmar Warehouse? If it's not the cast of Richard II singing carols naked, I'm not interested.
4:09 PM 22 Dec via TweetDeck
Overheard outside the Garrick: "Oh yeah, Chicago. That's got the girl from Sweaty Betty in it."
6:43 PM 22 Dec via txt
This is so 1970s sitcom I'm expecting June Whitfield to show up #intervaltweets
8:33 PM 22 Dec via txt
@merseytart I just object to the lie that sports people have personalities.
10:05 PM 22 Dec via trill
The problem with Steps' "Heartbeat" video: If H got abducted, AS IF the others would actually try to rescue him.
10:10 AM 23 Dec via txt
I haven't had anywhere near as much coffee as usual today. Wonder if that's why I'm now basically in a coma.
7:41 PM 23 Dec via web
Ding dong merrily on really quite high indeed http://nick730.livejournal.com/633548.html
12:07 AM 25 Dec via Tweet Button
And on that bombshell, Merry Christmas and night-night.
12:08 AM 25 Dec via TweetDeck
"Another day another haircut." Has Jessie J not had exactly that same hairdo all year? #shutupfearnecotton
2:34 PM 25 Dec via trill
What I don't get is, why was the little girl played by Just*n Bi*ber in pigtails? #doctorwho
7:58 PM 25 Dec via trill
Extensive, increasingly desperate search of sister's kitchen reveals no coffee. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DO THIS TO ME?
9:16 AM 26 Dec via TweetDeck
Lawyers who are angels? ITV is just a parody of itself now.
2:05 PM 26 Dec via trill
Did someone actually eat their Xmas dinner in the gym? It smells of sage & onion in here.
9:06 AM 27 Dec via txt
Every year I like to appreciate the irony of the talking heads on Most Annoying People being more irritating than those they're slagging off
4:18 PM 27 Dec via TweetDeck