An inordinate amount of my twitter stream
this week seems to be about the TV adaptation of Birdsong
, and specifically Eddie Redmayne giving ANGRY CUNNILINGUS to Fleur from off of Harry Potter
. Apparently she had some Haribo stuck to her thigh because him eating that would look more convincingly like, er... oh as if I know the mechanics. Anyway, from the look on his face he doesn't much like Haribo.
Sleb Spot: James Dreyfus, Waterstone(')s Piccadilly
7:04 PM 18 Jan via txt
Dominic Tighe in RAF uniform. Was this play written, or just transcribed from someone's wet dream? #intervaltweets
8:48 PM 18 Jan via txt
Oh wow, I didn't even realize the full-of-future-stars As You Like It I saw in 1990 also had Alan Cumming in it: http://bit.ly/yyeyct
1:41 PM 19 Jan via TweetDeck
Theatrical Spot: Tom Byam Shaw, Shepherds Bush.
7:09 PM 19 Jan via txt
This kitchen is a bit posher than the last one #intervaltweets
8:36 PM 19 Jan via txt
@emslj I insist on calling that character Prince Lesbian BECAUSE THAT'S HOW EASILY AMUSED I AM #narnia
9:52 PM 19 Jan via trill
For dinner I had a curry featuring both lentils and beans. I've paid for it since, as did the other people on the Tube carriage.
11:02 PM 19 Jan via TweetDeck
@acediscovery It's OK, the watershed only applies to the BBC and its FILTHY SHERLOCKINESS now.
4:15 PM 21 Jan via TweetDeck
This sexual content we've been warned about better not *just* involve Fleur Delacourt. #birdsong
9:10 PM 22 Jan via TweetDeck
The audience at the stage version of #birdsong
was scary. They were like Twlight fans, but middle-aged. So *exactly* like Twilight fans.
9:16 PM 22 Jan via TweetDeck
@mzendle @Weez I've only seen the stage version with Bin Bons, so as I recall it's mainly about not-very-good acting. #birdsong
9:27 PM 22 Jan via TweetDeck
@mzendle @Weez But... but... it's the greatest work of fiction ever written! According to its author. #birdsong
9:37 PM 22 Jan via TweetDeck
What's with Fleur's French Cockney (Frockney?) accent? #birdsong
10:09 PM 22 Jan via TweetDeck
So, apart from Eddie Redmayne trying to breathe through Fleur's vagina, did anything actually *happen*? #birdsong
10:29 PM 22 Jan via TweetDeck
So, Lloyd-Webber casts a fat tea-leaf reader as the Wizard of Oz, but he'll still blame the Olympics if it flops. http://bit.ly/xK1sMa
1:21 PM 23 Jan via TweetDeck
Tom Riley cast as Leonardo da Vinci. It's for the Starz network, so should be dreadful but FILTHY. Hopefully. http://bit.ly/AhC2AM
1:51 PM 23 Jan via TweetDeck
Oh, silly Simpsons episode where Springfield riots and everyone loots cheap, banal crap. As if that would ever happ...
1:18 PM 24 Jan via TweetDeck
My friend, last night: "Is Eddie Redmayne gay? 'Cause he did NOT look like he wanted to be doing that." #birdsong #angrylingus
1:36 PM 24 Jan via TweetDeck
Pleased for London Road, but will this year's Travelex season *entirely* consist of reruns?
2:06 PM 24 Jan via TweetDeck
Upgraded to Stalls: wonder if I'll find the one seat in the Apollo from which the stage is visible?
7:14 PM 24 Jan via txt
All Theatre Royal Bath productions seem to take place in the 18th century. At least this one's actually *meant* to #intervaltweets
8:50 PM 24 Jan via trill