This week on my Twitter feed
it's been mainly The Voice
livetweeting again, although I did find some time last night to commentate on some Olympic-standard queue jumping at the Royal Court.
I hate to tweet about the weather but FFS, it's May. If Mr Jesus is real, can someone please tell him to check his diary?
12:42 PM - 9 May 12 via web
This is so Twin Peaks I'm convinced Bob dunnit #intervaltweets
9:27 PM - 10 May 12 via txt
Staying for post-show Q&A meant getting home after midnight, so review will have to wait till tomorrow. Sleepytime now.
12:20 AM - 11 May 12 via TweetDeck
Grabbing a few more minutes in the sun before going in to the theatre - it could be gone by the time I get out.
2:07 PM - 12 May 12 via trill
Of course, it could be gone by the time I go in.
2:08 PM - 12 May 12 via trill
"Pot-pourri is tyranny" #intervaltweets
3:55 PM - 12 May 12 via txt
@MJPockle well I have to entertain myself, if the play won't do it.
3:59 PM - 12 May 12 via txt
@MJPockle I'm sat in front of a man reading out the programme's historical notes, followed by "...AS OF COURSE WE KNOW!"
4:04 PM - 12 May 12 via txt
"This is the Olympics of singing." Yeah, everyone expects the Olympics to be a bit disappointing too. #thevoice
6:16 PM - 12 May 12 via TweetDeck
I like to imagine whoever's singing "dum dum dum this is #thevoice
" is filing their nails while they sing.
6:18 PM - 12 May 12 via TweetDeck
"I put a spell on you." Bursting someone's eardrums doesn't count as a deafness spell. #thevoice
6:23 PM - 12 May 12 via TweetDeck
"I don't care if you don't want me." Oh, so you won't cry if nobody votes for you then. #thevoice
6:24 PM - 12 May 12 via TweetDeck
"I remember when we saw you in the blind auditions." HOW COULD YOU SEE HER IF IT WAS BLIND? #thevoice
6:27 PM - 12 May 12 via TweetDeck
"If you live in Wakefield, you're probably sick to death of my face by now." #thevoice
6:29 PM - 12 May 12 via TweetDeck
"It's not Hello Wembley, more Hello Wakefield." Well yes, Holly, that's accurate, but did you really mean it as a compliment? #thevoice
6:32 PM - 12 May 12 via TweetDeck
These interactions with the band totally work, and are in no way reminiscent of Glenn Ponder and Debonair. #thevoice
6:36 PM - 12 May 12 via TweetDeck
"Step off the train. And then please step in front of it, Mooleen." #thevoice
6:37 PM - 12 May 12 via TweetDeck
So far, the acts may have #thevoice
, but they sure as hell haven't found #thetune
6:38 PM - 12 May 12 via TweetDeck
Last minute song-change jeopardy! #thevoice #totallynotlikethexfactor
6:45 PM - 12 May 12 via TweetDeck
What the fuck happened there? "Nurmy nurmy nurmy nurmy nextamee." #thevoice
6:56 PM - 12 May 12 via TweetDeck
"Something happened to you this week." I'm guessing it was a stroke. #thevoice
6:58 PM - 12 May 12 via TweetDeck
"You don't show your nerves. Except by not being able to breathe. And that whole VT about being nervous." #thevoice
7:07 PM - 12 May 12 via TweetDeck
"Last time was risky because my song was so controversial BECAUSE I AM SO CREDIBLE." #thevoice
7:11 PM - 12 May 12 via TweetDeck
"Uh, yuh, I enjoyed the song." CHARISMA! #thevoice
7:14 PM - 12 May 12 via TweetDeck
Was that backdrop painted by James Jessop? #thevoice #apprentice #realitytvcrossover
7:20 PM - 12 May 12 via TweetDeck
"He didn't do that to one person, he did it to the whole audience." KNOCKED THEM UP????? #thevoice
7:23 PM - 12 May 12 via TweetDeck
"I might open my mouth and nothing will happen." If only! #thevoice
7:26 PM - 12 May 12 via TweetDeck
Oh, well this won't totally take all the tension out of the semi-finals or anything. #thevoice
7:35 PM - 13 May 12 via TweetDeck
Well this is definitely convincing me that Ana Matronic is the lead singer, as claimed the other week. #thevoice
7:39 PM - 13 May 12 via TweetDeck
"Here is a recap that you can't even vote on any more but we have time to fill." #thevoice
7:48 PM - 13 May 12 via TweetDeck
"He did everything I've asked him to and more." FILTH! #thevoice
7:48 PM - 13 May 12 via TweetDeck
"I don't envy you Tom, having to get rid of my amazingness. And all that CHARISMA of course." #thevoice
7:50 PM - 13 May 12 via TweetDeck
"Doing what they do best, it's Team Danny." Can they really show Danny bumming Aleks on teatime BBC1? #thevoice
7:52 PM - 13 May 12 via TweetDeck
"Goes in within HIMSELF" was totally not a giveaway when there was only one man in the running/ #thevoice
7:57 PM - 13 May 12 via TweetDeck
Dear whoever-you-are, giving it 10 minutes then calling the same wrong number will NOT turn it into the right one, however many times u try.
4:43 PM - 14 May 12 via TweetDeck
I'd check the brakes on that double revolve if I were you #intervaltweets #THUNK
9:10 PM - 14 May 12 via txt
I have a spare £10 Hairy Ape ticket this Friday (18th). Anyone interested/free? http://tinyurl.com/77y23c2
1:57 PM - 15 May 12 via web
Er, is some point being made in the article about the cocks in Making Noise Quietly in today's Standard? Am I missing a LOLarious punchline?
7:24 PM - 15 May 12 via trill
I wish I had the nerve to do loud commentary on the OUTRAGEOUS queue-jumping going on. And the evils being thrown in response.
7:31 PM - 15 May 12 via trill
"and that's a CLASSIC move! Leaning over to get a cast list, oops she 'forgot' to step back in place afterwards!" #queuelympics
7:35 PM - 15 May 12 via trill
I just actualLOLed at her physically pushing someone out of her way, and I was not the only one. #queuelympics
7:41 PM - 15 May 12 via trill