This week on my Twitter feed
, texted tweets have been taking hours to appear which has got me irritated, then I was irritated by an overdose of Jesusy theatre, and arriving for a show to find the website had given me the wrong start time was quite irritating. Basically I've been quite irritated this week. At least I was only at home for one of The Voice
episodes this week, so there's marginally fewer tweets about that.
Why didn't my Sleb Spot of Christopher Eccleston pushing a pram last night show up on Twitter? That's four Doctors I've spotted now.
10:30 AM - 17 May 12 via TweetDeck
Argh tube problems! I thought travel to Narnia was by wardrobe?
6:39 PM - 17 May 12 via trill
I think I might have scheduled too much Jesusy stuff this week #intervaltweets
8:51 PM - 17 May 12 via trill
And is it any wonder Edmund is such a little shit? All anyone ever says to him is "Edmund, you're such a little shit." #intervaltweets
8:56 PM - 17 May 12 via trill
This bus doesn't half smell of hummous.
11:15 AM - 18 May 12 via trill
Let joy be unconfined. The 3pm show I was sold turns out to start at 4. And I'm in Clapham.
2:43 PM - 19 May 12 via trill
Shame the only perf I could make was an almost-empty matinee, I bet this works well with a full house #intervaltweets
5:08 PM - 19 May 12 via trill
Don't panic! I'm in now so can talk shit about the rest of #thevoice
7:04 PM - 19 May 12 via TweetDeck
I've come in to find Tom Jones saying "How now brown cow." Did he duet with the brown cow too? #thevoice #stillmakesmoresensethanmostweeks
7:06 PM - 19 May 12 via TweetDeck
"Nerves aren't bad. Fear is bad. Fear leads to hate, and hate leads to the Dark Side." #thevoice #darthjones
7:06 PM - 19 May 12 via TweetDeck
Aleks can't remember his performance. Just like the rest of the nation then. #thevoice
7:16 PM - 19 May 12 via TweetDeck
"It's hard to push him. God knows I've tried." #thevoice
7:21 PM - 19 May 12 via TweetDeck
"He promised if he got through this round we could experiment" Oh FFS if you're going to do the punchlines yourself what am I for? #thevoice
7:22 PM - 19 May 12 via TweetDeck
"Whoever she is, I hope she's listening." It's Jaz's pregnant wife! Scandal! #thevoice
7:36 PM - 19 May 12 via TweetDeck
"This is just Another Level." Actually I think he did it with Blue. #thevoice
7:42 PM - 19 May 12 via TweetDeck
OK, Toni instantly wins points for singing actual words instead of "Wadda Gadda Doo." #thevoice
7:43 PM - 19 May 12 via TweetDeck
Girls don't get to drive vroom vroom cars #thevoice
7:50 PM - 19 May 12 via TweetDeck
Just when you thought Danny hiding behind an apple was the funniest thing, there came his singing voice. #thevoice
7:51 PM - 19 May 12 via TweetDeck
SEE? ART! BECAUSE THEY ARE ARTISTS! ARTISTS DAMMIT! #thevoice
7:53 PM - 19 May 12 via TweetDeck
"I don't know how you're going to do this." A phone's not that hard to use, Holly. #thevoice
7:57 PM - 19 May 12 via TweetDeck
"Thanks to the hardest-working band on TV." True, a round of applause for Tom's gastric band. #thevoice
7:58 PM - 19 May 12 via TweetDeck
Jesus, even by fringe theatre standards, the seating at 503 is uncomfortable to the point of pain #intervaltweets #someonemassageme
6:18 PM - 20 May 12 via trill
A bus, a tube, a train, another bus. Then a sign saying "Welcome to your local theatre!"
8:08 PM - 20 May 12 via txt
Just seen who got through on #thevoice
- bit of a surprise eh? But see, Aleks, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T SWALLOW! #goingtohell
8:14 PM - 20 May 12 via TweetDeck
Today my iPod particularly likes the work of Baroness Gaga of Cheam.
6:04 PM - 21 May 12 via txt
Sleb Spot: Samantha Spiro at Royal Court bar.
7:02 PM - 21 May 12 via txt
Theatrical Spot: Luke Norris at Royal Court *attempts to stop @Barcles from lunging at him*
8:33 PM - 21 May 12 via txt
So, this week #gossipgirl
's remembered Nate's supposed to be a moron. Next week he'll be BRILL-YUNT JUR-NUR-LIST again.
11:10 AM - 22 May 12 via TweetDeck
@emslj Speaking of Marlowe, you know Bill Ward was in the #teamcumberbus
Edward II? #justruiningyourlifefornoreason
12:40 PM - 22 May 12 via trill
Walking in the sun while my iPod sings at me about begonias, and, petunias, and, um, impatiens and things. Seems apt.
1:02 PM - 22 May 12 via txt
Moving scenes around is all very well, but Elizabeth just mourned the Princes BEFORE they died #intervaltweets
8:53 PM - 22 May 12 via txt
@Weez Two Roses, or, Why International Shakespeare Isn't Always A Good Idea.
9:00 PM - 22 May 12 via txt