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Twitterball 12: Contractually obligated 
6th-Jun-2012 04:19 pm
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This week on my Twitter feed, the last onslaught of The Voice tweets for now. It was also the Jubilee weekend, but that was mainly about biscuits.

I had no idea Jim from Neighbours was an Olympic rower. http://twitpic.com/9qwy9j
12:11 PM - 30 May 12 via Twitpic

@emslj I thought you actually got through the day like a Victorian waif: With gin.
11:37 PM - 30 May 12 via TweetDeck

@rudemrlang Trip Hazard sounds like he should be a character on a US daytime soap.
2:54 PM - 31 May 12 via TweetDeck

"The teams." Of course, this is the first and last time "the teams" compete against each other, rather than within themselves. #thevoice
7:24 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

"I'm glad Leanne's personality's coming out." Put your personality back in your dress Leanne, it's teatime. #thevoice
7:25 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

"If you thought the finalists were nondescript... here's Ed Sheeran!" #thevoice
7:26 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

Indeed, if there was a ever a song you wanted to sing with no trace of emotion whatsoever, this is the one eh? #thevoice
7:29 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

"If I wiggle my hand in the air it looks like this unholy noise is deliberate." #thevoice
7:37 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

Dear All Talent Shows Everywhere: Falsetto is only an impressive thing if the singer can actually do it. #thevoice
7:43 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

So...is Danny going to do the rap? *kills self just in case* #thevoice
7:59 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

They don't have numbers for the amount of ways that this is WRONG. #thevoice
8:01 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

Where's Toula CONTOSTAVLOU to tell him rapping someone else's words is sacrilege? #thevoice
8:03 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

"It's hard to add a melody to a rap. So I didn't." #thevoice
8:04 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

"Thank you for singing with me Tom!" "I was contractually obligated to." #thevoice
8:10 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

"A shout-out to Ruth as well." How appropriate that Team Tom should greet each other by shouting. #thevoice
8:11 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

"Dum dum dum this is the WIRES!" #thevoice
8:14 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

Oh William, I don't think pointing out that the winners of these things disappear from the face of the earth is the best move. #thevoice
8:19 PM - 2 Jun 12 via web

Shock miscarriage TWIST! Saturday night entertainment, ladies and gentlemen! #thevoice
8:32 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

"And then there was that time I turned around by accident and ended up with Ruth-Anne." #thevoice
8:35 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

"The rampant homoeroticism of Max and Bill's battle round is still felt around the nation." #thevoice
8:36 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

It was Vince covering up his armpit that ruined his chances. It was like Sampson's (underarm) hair #thevoice
8:40 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

Stopping halfway through the song then doing a different one, I assume this will be described as a "mash-up." #thevoice
9:07 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

"My advice? Sing really well." I see the US coaches are as effective as ours. Also, they're done singing now anyway. #thevoice
9:09 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

The single's out TOMORROW? I see quality control has been a major concern. #thevoice
9:09 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

Actually is tomorrow soon enough? Whoever wins I can't imagine anyone still remembering them in half an hour, let alone overnight #thevoice
9:14 PM - 2 Jun 12 via web

"Bo just has something magic about her, nobody knows what it is." Is it a hereditary peerage? #thevoice
9:19 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

"Leanne, we're going to just skip the record deal, here's your contract presenting Loose Women. Please sign here" #thevoice
9:23 PM - 2 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

I like how, with no "traditional" Jubilee food to sell, the shops have just randomly decided "biscuits, let's just say it's biscuits."
11:59 AM - 3 Jun 12 via trill

Gary Barlow misappropriating African music - god, Rock Profiles just continues to come true, doesn't it?
8:32 PM - 3 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

Barlow wants a knighthood so hard I bet he makes his wife practice every day with a letter-opener.
8:41 PM - 3 Jun 12 via TweetDeck

Did we know there was a clip up of SRB's Falstaff? The "Chimes at Midnight" scene. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00t3mt6
11:02 PM - 3 Jun 12 via web

Tiny Hamlet singing Moves Like Jagger. I'm not saying @emslj really SHOULD have come along to this but... #intervaltweets
9:00 PM - 4 Jun 12 via txt

Theatrical Spot: Jade Williams at the Finborough, watching someone else vomit on stage for a change.
10:03 PM - 5 Jun 12 via txt
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