FFS fly, I just spent 5 minutes getting you out of the window, what's the point if you're going to come straight back in?
6:04 PM - 4 Jul 12 via TweetDeck
Yikes, return of the 105-minute first act. But pretty spectacular production otherwise, I'm even liking Hattie Morahan #intervaltweets
9:25 PM - 4 Jul 12 via txt
Phew, broadband's back. That was a scary hour.
1:35 PM - 5 Jul 12 via web
"cush jumbo topless" I fear someone's barking up the wrong tree if they think they'll find this on my blog #bloghitsoftheweek
2:19 PM - 5 Jul 12 via web
"shit that irritates me blogger" #bloghitsoftheweek
2:20 PM - 5 Jul 12 via web
"equus shaffer -hyundai" looking for a production that replaces the horses with cars? #bloghitsoftheweek
2:21 PM - 5 Jul 12 via web
"hairy dancers" OK this one may have a better chance of success. Unless they're looking for women #bloghitsoftheweek
2:22 PM - 5 Jul 12 via web
"hitler's view of a perfect world" back away slowly #bloghitsoftheweek
2:23 PM - 5 Jul 12 via web
All the times I've seen that Lay The Favourite poster, I didn't recognise Rebecca Hall. Probably 'cause she's not shaking her head sadly.
7:04 PM - 5 Jul 12 via trill
This condom machine has all the bases covered: Condoms, erection pills, and tic-tacs, so you can pull in the first place.
7:38 PM - 5 Jul 12 via trill
It's just not the same if they don't sing Totally Fucked #intervaltweets
9:19 PM - 5 Jul 12 via txt
Who else is Looking Back In Anger today? And do we know the rest of the cast yet?
11:16 AM - 6 Jul 12 via TweetDeck
Yes, it looks like this week's reading will be a tad busier than last week's #invasionofthecumberbitches
1:37 PM - 6 Jul 12 via trill
Sleb Spots @ Look Back included The Heff with stuff scribbled on his face, and me doing the "oh sorry, no you go left" dance with Andy Nyman
7:26 PM - 6 Jul 12 via txt
Also a Treadaway. Looked like Luke, but Harry would make more sense.
7:27 PM - 6 Jul 12 via txt
Oh shut up with your tube announcements Boris. I've been to getaheadofthegames, all it says is"*shrug* it'll probably be Armageddon."
10:39 PM - 6 Jul 12 via txt
Jeez, #pridelondon's supposed to start in a minute and they've not even closed the roads yet.
10:59 AM - 7 Jul 12 via trill
First time my sister comes to #pridelondon with me, first time it rains. COINCIDENCE? NO!
1:10 PM - 7 Jul 12 via txt
Well #pridelondon turned out fun despite Boris's efforts but I was right to leave early 'cause I felt tired: Fell asleep soon as I got home.
7:15 PM - 7 Jul 12 via TweetDeck
#hollowcrown cancelled by #wimbledon? Most offensive tennis balls since Henry V.
9:23 PM - 7 Jul 12 via TweetDeck
Fierce, yes. BUT IMAGINE HOW MUCH FIERCER IF HE'D KEPT THE BEARD! http://t.co/mBFPeQGJ
10:44 AM - 8 Jul 12 via web
Well there's no food left in the fridge so I guess I need to swim to the shops.
11:38 AM - 8 Jul 12 via TweetDeck
I'm not sure how I feel about the sighing noise the computer makes when you quit Skype.
7:08 PM - 8 Jul 12 via TweetDeck
Hope you've all checked out @AlistairGriffin's new album, Albion Sky http://t.co/TtT8iCIr It's not actually about West Bromwich.
9:19 PM - 8 Jul 12 via web
A pushchair containing the most sinister child ever just got wheeled onto the bus. It's like a cross between a fox and a Cabbage Patch Kid.
11:04 AM - 9 Jul 12 via txt
IT JUST SMILED AND IT HAS FANGS! SAVE ME JEEBUS!
11:05 AM - 9 Jul 12 via txt
"I don't panic. Panic is an emotion and my face just doesn't do those." #revenge
11:53 AM - 10 Jul 12 via TweetDeck
I love how put out Jack is whenever any actual customers turn up at his failing bar. THERE IS A REASON WHY IT'S FAILING! #revenge
12:21 PM - 10 Jul 12 via TweetDeck
I think Slinger will pip SRB as the oldest Hamlet I'll have seen. And Fentiman's Titus confirmed. http://t.co/OEYkDceJ
1:35 PM - 10 Jul 12 via web
Potential new slogan for the Union: "Catch a show! And, probably, a disease!"
7:19 PM - 10 Jul 12 via txt
"17th consecutive year without cleaning the toilets!"
7:21 PM - 10 Jul 12 via txt
These songs are pretty good. Shame the lead's performance is straight out of Glee. I expect jazz hands any second #intervaltweets
8:52 PM - 10 Jul 12 via txt
There's also some shameless "O NOES I AM WARM LET ME FAN MYSELF WITH MY SHIRT" action going on. There was nipple. #intervaltweets
8:56 PM - 10 Jul 12 via txt
HRRRNK! Another Jessica Swale Restoration Comedy at Southwark Playhouse http://t.co/0yureCnp The last two have been pure genius.
11:51 PM - 10 Jul 12 via web