This week on my Twitter feed
I get a cold, come up with dirty alternative titles for classic novels, continue to over-analyse trashy American TV, and am definitely
not negative about anything about to happen in That London, 'cause that gets you arrested for treason or something.
@stevenperkins I enjoyed Tyler acknowledging that Emily's face only does one expression: Condescending smile. #revenge
2:25 PM - 18 Jul 12 via TweetDeck
@stevenperkins SUCH RANGE! #revenge
In any case she has less expressions than Madeleine Stowe, a woman whose body mass is 97% botox.
2:32 PM - 18 Jul 12 via TweetDeck
It's OK to be respectfully engaged in a devastating play while still noticing how hot one of the actors is, right?
9:40 PM - 18 Jul 12 via txt
Oh Tube Mouse, how will all those 'lympic visitors react to you? I can't imagine teenage Japanese girls being fans.
10:23 PM - 18 Jul 12 via txt
'"mineshaft" "gay" "new york"' #bloghitsoftheweek
4:39 PM - 19 Jul 12 via web
"was frank mcguinness on a stamp" #bloghitsoftheweek
4:39 PM - 19 Jul 12 via web
"olivia poulet weight" #bloghitsoftheweek #rude
4:40 PM - 19 Jul 12 via web
Theatrical Spot: Dominic Tighe at Hampstead Theatre.
7:16 PM - 19 Jul 12 via txt
@revstan Propeller have made me so judgmental of productions that skimp on the Kensington Gore.
11:40 PM - 19 Jul 12 via web
I wonder if I've got a bit of a cold alongside my hayfever. Was woken up every hour on the hour by sneezing fits.
8:20 AM - 20 Jul 12 via TweetDeck
@stevenperkins The Tenant of Wildsex Hall.
12:54 PM - 20 Jul 12 via trill
@stevenperkins I may be too busy with Wuthering Thighs to write anything else.
1:15 PM - 20 Jul 12 via trill
@stevenperkins Oh god I'm going to be stuck thinking these up all day aren't I? Pride And Prepuce #sexyclassics
1:54 PM - 20 Jul 12 via trill
Ugh, I'm so bloody congested my breathing sounds like whalesong.
11:42 AM - 21 Jul 12 via TweetDeckI really should have blogged that dream about the play with the actors taking their faces off and turning into other actors.
3:10 PM - 21 Jul 12 via trill
Most of the details are gone now. All I remember is Tobias Menzies turning into Richard Briers #dreams
3:13 PM - 21 Jul 12 via trill
Some Australian, Irish and Spanish drunks are having some sort of Drunkolympics. They seem to expect us to give them money for this #no
5:23 PM - 21 Jul 12 via trill
After a summer cold all weekend, I see today will be the day of nosebleeds. Joy.
8:19 AM - 23 Jul 12 via TweetDeck
'lympic traffic improvements now in place. All of Greenwich now either gridlocked or deserted, no middle ground #yay
11:14 AM - 23 Jul 12 via trill
Still, topless athlete unloading gear from coach outside hotel #everycloud
11:16 AM - 23 Jul 12 via trill
Pfft. As if Sebastian Stan would need to drug girls to get them home with him. And #onceuponatime
had been so plausible until now.
1:53 PM - 23 Jul 12 via TweetDeck
"I need to open up more." From what I've heard, that's what she did after the cameras stopped rolling #onceuponatime #fnar
2:24 PM - 23 Jul 12 via TweetDeck
When all trains on my line are cancelled, what I really could use is Boris telling me to check a useless website #fuckoffaheadofthegames
6:39 PM - 23 Jul 12 via trill
You know what happens if you actually try to plan a journey on that site? It gives you the exact same journey time as usual...
6:44 PM - 23 Jul 12 via trill
...but with a red note saying "this route may be affected." THANK FUCK THIS INVALUABLE RESOURCE EXISTS!
6:46 PM - 23 Jul 12 via trill
THEY'VE GOT THE CUNT PLAYING ON BUSES NOW TOO?! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
6:48 PM - 23 Jul 12 via trill
3 days until the population "doubles." Leics Sq public loos still closed. By next week this'll be the city whose streets are paved with piss
7:44 PM - 23 Jul 12 via trill
Sometimes when an audience doesn't laugh at a joke, it's not the audience's fault. Just saying #intervaltweets
8:50 PM - 23 Jul 12 via txt
That London eerily quiet earlier. It's almost as if there'd been a 6-month campaign telling all residents to fuck off out of here. Oh...
10:37 PM - 23 Jul 12 via TweetDeck
"It has been written" = "I dun found a quote on teh internets, dunno who it's by." #revenge
11:25 AM - 24 Jul 12 via TweetDeck
Daniel in Top Gun homoerotic volleyball tribute! Tyler's kept his shirt on, so he's Goose #revenge
11:29 AM - 24 Jul 12 via TweetDeck
"You didn't let the grass grow under your bum." American screenwriters are so accurate with their dialogue for British characters #revenge
11:31 AM - 24 Jul 12 via TweetDeck
Well, at least the temperature's on theme for N'Orleans #intervaltweets
8:26 PM - 24 Jul 12 via txt
Hey, you know we've got used to calling The Dome "The O2?" Well now it's just a nameless silhouette. Not an official sponsor, innit.
10:22 PM - 24 Jul 12 via txt