This week on my Twitter feed
end, everyone tries not to get too depressed about it, but there's just way too much Coldplay.
Apparently The Magistrate is about an adult pretending to be a child. Joshua McGuire's in the cast. I WONDER WHO HE'S PLAYING etc.
12:13 PM - 5 Sep 12
A couple of #wheelchairfencing
photos from yesterday coming up. Arriving at ExCeL... http://twitpic.com/areggl
4:53 PM - 5 Sep 12
We had a pretty good view #plympics http://twitpic.com/areh3a
4:54 PM - 5 Sep 12
Couldn't get any "action" shots - way too fast & blurry. #plympics #wheelchairfencing http://twitpic.com/arehsd
4:56 PM - 5 Sep 12
All I saw of Mandeville :( WOT NO UNEMPLOYED ACTOR IN A COSTUME??? #plympics http://twitpic.com/areic7
4:57 PM - 5 Sep 12
Last one - men's Cat A foil medal ceremony #wheelchairfencing #plympics http://twitpic.com/areixt
4:58 PM - 5 Sep 12
Geordlando's pecs are a bit more defined than I was expecting. So that's a thing. #intervaltweets
8:52 PM - 5 Sep 12
Also, thanks so much whoever clomped around the corridors then unwrapped the foil from her sandwich during seven ages of man #intervaltweets
8:55 PM - 5 Sep 12
My iPod's in an instrumental mood today.
9:01 AM - 6 Sep 12
Henry Lloyd-Hughes and Sacha Dhawan cast in NSFW at the Royal Court. So basically I hope the title's accurate.
1:05 PM - 7 Sep 12
"does leslie mann shave her pubic hair" #bloghitsoftheweek
6:22 PM - 7 Sep 12
"julie and jeremy coney still married" #bloghitsoftheweek
you should probably ask them that, not me.
6:23 PM - 7 Sep 12
'"michael benz" naked nude' #bloghitsoftheweek
As opposed to the fully dressed kind of nude?
6:24 PM - 7 Sep 12
"how obstructed is the view at hobby" #bloghitsoftheweek
it probably depends on the hobby. Is it dogging? Then probably quite obstructed.
6:27 PM - 7 Sep 12
Bloody hell girl, I don't think those hotpants were meant to be worn internally.
6:15 PM - 8 Sep 12
So, focusing on the issues that really matter: IS THE LOGO GOING TO CHANGE EVERY WEEK??? #doctorwho
11:15 PM - 8 Sep 12
Google did a different doodle every day for the Olympics. And not a single one for the Paralympics :( #plympics
11:53 AM - 9 Sep 12
I see the comedy racism was present and correct in last night's #xfactor
12:51 PM - 9 Sep 12
@nick00031 And Ukraine got more golds than the USA. Maybe that's why they didn't show the #plympics
on US TV.
5:22 PM - 9 Sep 12
Weird, I can't seem to hear any Americans chanting "we're number six!" #plympics
8:28 PM - 9 Sep 12
"This section is called Endeavour." Oh of course, Inspector Morse was the one thing Danny Boyle left out. #plympics
8:36 PM - 9 Sep 12
If this whole "flame" theme culminates in a Coldplay/Wicker Man situation, then best ceremony ever. #plympics
8:39 PM - 9 Sep 12
Nice to see Brigitte Nielsen clomping along there. Where's Brackie? #plympics
8:55 PM - 9 Sep 12
"And now the triumph of the human spirit." *Waitrose ad* #plympics
9:01 PM - 9 Sep 12
Ah, I saw that Hong Kong Chinese girl win her gold medal :) She was a grunter. #plympics
9:07 PM - 9 Sep 12
"These people have suffered a lot. And here to make them suffer some more, it's Coldplay!" #plympics
9:09 PM - 9 Sep 12
Chris Martin there, competing in the T63 for people with severe vocal disabilities. #plympics
9:11 PM - 9 Sep 12
Anyone wondering where Emeli Sande is: She was buried under the stadium's foundations as an offering to the god of #plympics
9:29 PM - 9 Sep 12
I've loved the #plympics
but this is just too much Coldplay for my sanity. I may have to turn over to Family Guy.
9:53 PM - 9 Sep 12
See, that's how you call upon the athletes of the world, like you actually give a shit. #plympics
10:30 PM - 9 Sep 12
Bless Jay Zed for making a Coldplay song better. An effect that can also be achieved by turning the sound down. #plympics
10:41 PM - 9 Sep 12
It's been weird following Americans the past fortnight, as they tweet normal stuff from their #plympics
-free bubble. I feel bad for them.
10:51 PM - 9 Sep 12
Next: The Paralytics. Basically both sets of games all over again, but everyone's drunk. #lympics #plympics
10:57 PM - 9 Sep 12
Shouldn't the Brownlees be at school? It's colouring-in today. #lympics #plympics
2:40 PM - 10 Sep 12
A bit worried about this upcoming music section. Do they just mean Chris Martin is still going? #lympics #plympics
3:39 PM - 10 Sep 12
Compulsory comment: Strange, Emeli Sande looks different. #lympics #plympics
3:50 PM - 10 Sep 12
"I'll do anything you ask of me." *winks in direction of Greg Rutherford and Jonnie Peacock* #lympics #plympics
3:53 PM - 10 Sep 12
A tearful nation gratefully thanks the Pet Shop Boys for not being Coldplay. #lympics #plympics
4:12 PM - 10 Sep 12
I'm enjoying Neil Tennant pretending a random trawl through his back catalogue is #lympics
themed. "Rio is West of here so... Go West!"
4:14 PM - 10 Sep 12
Princess Anne attended *every* event? Even the ones that happened simultaneously? #parade #lympics #plympics
4:22 PM - 10 Sep 12
"Katherine Jenkins and the band of the Coldstream Guards." Yep, that's the evening Katherine had planned. #parade #lympics #plympics
4:31 PM - 10 Sep 12
Theatrical Spot: Harry Hadden-Paton being ostentatious in More London Place.
6:44 PM - 10 Sep 12
All I can see is teeth. So many teeth! #intervaltweets
8:47 PM - 10 Sep 12
Ah yes, the summer of awesome's definitely over: Trains back to being a random shambles.
10:45 PM - 10 Sep 12
"Prison's no place for a boy like Daniel." Oh I think he'll make friends quickly *bow chica bow* #revenge
7:14 PM - 11 Sep 12
I love that James actually took Sue's advice to get some chest out this week #bakeoff
8:16 PM - 11 Sep 12
Wait, Johnny Appleseed actually existed? Also, two food history lessns this week? #bakeoff
8:43 PM - 11 Sep 12
ZOMG literal bloodbath next week! #bakeoff
9:00 PM - 11 Sep 12