This week on my Twitter feed
, Twitter continues to be my main way of entertaining myself when in Stratford-upon-Avon and waiting for a play to start.
Is there a drag queen called Nicki Minge yet? And if not, why not?
12:43 PM - 1 Nov 12
Um, I may have to make multiple visits to this. And possibly take a sketchbook. http://www.officiallondontheatre.co.uk/news/latest-news/article/item160994/grandage-reveals-privates-casting/
… via @O_L_T
11:21 AM - 2 Nov 12
There's also the little matter of THIS. http://twitpic.com/b9lskw
11:22 AM - 2 Nov 12
Between Craig Chalmers and Daniel Bedingfield, this really has been "penises I didn't want to see" week.
1:12 PM - 2 Nov 12
Look children, it's a man with a personality! Oh wait, it's actually a flat-cap. The popular alternative to having a personality.
10:00 AM - 3 Nov 12
I know Stratford-upon-Avon's not the MOST modern place, but what's with all the steam trains?
10:44 AM - 3 Nov 12
A new low? "Shake-Speare physiotherapy studio." YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING! #stratforduponavon
11:06 AM - 3 Nov 12
@Weez I'm still waiting for someone to name one of the rowing boats Ophelia.
11:16 AM - 3 Nov 12
For a moment I thought the bargain bookshop was selling a Hitler board game. Turned out to be a commemorative DVD set, which is TOTALLY FINE
11:54 AM - 3 Nov 12
Ha! RSC Matilda merchandise now includes a Bruce lunchbox #suckitup #dontchuckitup
12:47 PM - 3 Nov 12
"The Greatest Classics You've Never Seen." Excuse you RSC, I've seen Life of Galileo before, don't dis my Brecht credentials.
4:31 PM - 3 Nov 12
OMG! There's hair dye, and then there's dipping your head in a pot of black paint!
4:45 PM - 3 Nov 12
I can't go through Bicester without shuddering at the memory of being introduced to "the fister from Bicester."
6:48 PM - 3 Nov 12
@stevenperkins @merseytart the information was merely reported to me, but I still wasn't too thrilled to shake his hand.
7:01 PM - 3 Nov 12
Every time I hit "publish" on Blogger, I mentally add "...and be damned."
10:03 PM - 3 Nov 12
"Hard to believe one of them will be crowned winner in five weeks." Me neither, they're all so shit. #xfactor
8:03 PM - 4 Nov 12
Has Kye been laminated? #xfactor
8:07 PM - 4 Nov 12
Nice to see Rita Ora get into the true #xfactor
spirit by letting the backing singers do most of the singing.
8:15 PM - 4 Nov 12
Christ, the #xfactor
live tour is still a thing? Does anybody even show up for it?
8:58 PM - 4 Nov 12
Meanwhile, Cooke's final Royal Court season's been announced. Stenham, Nielson, Norris, Lustgarten plays.
1:40 PM - 5 Nov 12
"Priority advance notice of our programme and on-sale dates" is an official friends' benefit btw. Actual advance notice: 30 minutes.
1:42 PM - 5 Nov 12
Sleb Spot: Sophie Okonedo at the Royal Court.
7:25 PM - 5 Nov 12
Flicking through a mag in the launderette, I misread a The Wanted caption as "Siva, 34." Sounds plausible though, no?
9:29 AM - 6 Nov 12
Instead of covering the back windscreen with THREE 'Princess on Board' signs, maybe visibility would be safer for the kids?
10:26 PM - 6 Nov 12