On Friday, my finale prediction was Jason Donovan 1st,
Meanwhile as well as liking Willis' sense of humour, I was stuck in the bizarre dilemma of wondering whether I fancy him or not. Bizarre 'cause, well, usually you just tend to know, innit?
Whenever I wasn't watching the show I vaguely thought that I found him cute, but while his skin has definitely cleared up a lot since his days in Busted, whenever he actually came on screen I was slightly taken aback by my not actually finding him particularly attractive. I don't fancy him, but I Absolutely Would With Bells On. The answer has to be usual suspect that a sense of humour is just sexy regardless; plus the definite feeling that if you got him into bed he'd definitely put an effort in. (Incidentally his album is a lot better than you'd expect; marred only by his odd insistence on trying to sing in an American accent. And failing.)
As for the undeniable star of the show, David Gest, rumours in the papers have him being offered his own chatshow. Of course this is just the tabs making stuff up to try and stretch out the interest past the show's finale, but how much do I want it to be true? Can't you just imagine Gest as an interviewer?
"Welcome to the show, Denise Van Outen! So, Denise, how many legs did your parents have? Mine had one each. Fancy staying in an albino hotel? Vaginica's cleaned a room for you specially."